Mary Nice to meet you.

Hold them.

welcome

AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED:


WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'


THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'



THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.



TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID, 'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'



A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.




SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.



THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE #### ARE YOU DOING?'



THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW

Jesus

Your welcome.

Susan recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn he was in,
she poured him out onto the patio table.
Then tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she started talking to him.
'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!'
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said.
'Herman, remember that car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'
Again, she paused for a few minutes an d while tracing
her fingers in the ashes she said.
'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!'
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said.
'Herman, remember that blow job l promised you?'
'Here it comes......'

Very far to help those in need, including my family which has caused alot of controversary between me and my significant other. I would do it again.

Well said.

Well said.

welcome

Me

My significant other is 50 years old and he hasn't cheated on me in 13 years. He cheated on his first wife and they had several children together and he lost his family. When we got together he cheated on me for several years and when I got pregnant he stopped. His fear of losing another family made him stop cheating. I'm sorry he cheated on you. Some can change and some can't. If he is still doing it, he must have some issues that he needs to deal with.

Well said.

I have a confession. In my early 20's I was once labeled as a cheater. I am in my early 30's and I no longer cheat or have the desire to. People can change.

I clicked with some friends.

I will disagree with you on that, because as we age a majority of people will grow and learn, and change in certain areas of their behavior. Such as maturity, etc. Some may not. What we did/do as youth we will learn from it and not do it again. I said a majority of us. How I was at 18 is not how I behave nowadays. Good day to you.

No we should not judge those people. Yes I have sat down and prayed to GOD.

Happy Birthday to your son.

Your man sounds just like mine.