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A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex.
“You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her
friend. “That’s amazing!” Mary replied, “So have Tom and I. We’re thinking of
going to a sex therapist”, said Linda. “Oh, we could never do that! We’d be
too embarrassed!”, responded Mary. “But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?”
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for lunch again.
“So how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?”, Mary asked.
“Things couldn’t be better!”
Linda exclaimed. “We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor
said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store
on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. He told us
to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every
grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every
doughnut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful,
in fact it’s better than it’s ever been!”
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the
same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called
Mary and Tom into his office. “I’m afraid there is nothing I can do for you,” he
said. “But doctor,” Mary complained, “you did such good for Linda and John,
surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can’t you give us some
help? Any help at all?”
“Well, OK,” the doctor answered. “On your way home, I want you to stop at the
grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios.”

Very funny

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Reported again

Apologies if this topic has already been covered.

I've contacted Tech Support before about this recuring issue where the site is automatically logging me out and recently it was at least six times I was taken to the homepage to log back in.

Any ideas on this please ?

An American businessman was in Rome, and with only a few days remaining
in his trip, decided he wanted to see the Pope. He went to the Vatican,
and waited in line for a long time. Finally the Pope emerged and
proceeded down the line.
The businessman was wearing his finest Armani suit and Italian leather shoes,
and was hoping that the Pope would notice him.
To his disappointment,however, the Pope went straight past him without so much as a glance.
The businessman was even further dismayed when a few metres further down
the line, the Pope stopped in front of a decrepit local tramp, leant forward
and said a few words into the tramp's ear.
Straight afterwards the businessman went up to the tramp, and offered to
trade his Armani suit for the tramp's shabby outfit. The tramp readily agreed.
The next day the businessman went back to the Vatican wearing the tramp's
gear, and to all appearances looking (and smelling) like a homeless bum.
He waited in the line again until the Pope emerged and proceeded down the line.
This time the Pope noticed him immediately, came straight towards him,
leant forward and whispered in his ear "I thought I told you to f__k off!"

Hi Vino

Try a tour company called Exodus as you will meet fellow like minded travellers

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That's wonderful news.
Wishing them many more years of happiness together

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

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