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Mon 10/12/20 11:45 AM
I used to have an origami business but it folded

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Mon 10/12/20 11:42 AM
Hi Mina,Welcome to Mingle2 waving

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Sat 10/10/20 08:54 AM
Edited by Jose Ugarte on Sat 10/10/20 08:57 AM
All I can suggest too is to set a filter in your mail settings as to who can message you etc

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Sat 10/10/20 06:43 AM
A valued topic in this current climate

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Sat 10/10/20 06:37 AM
This site is free anyway unless you wish to upgrade

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Sat 10/10/20 06:29 AM
Thank you kind Sir

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Sat 10/10/20 05:06 AM
Will some of the wonderful people on here rate my profile please ?.
I do smile,just not very good at taking my own photo as I'm usually behind a camera.
Thank you

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Sat 10/10/20 01:13 AM
A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: “Jesus is watching you.”
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. “Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot. “Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”
The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?” “Moses,” replied the bird. “Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird ‘Moses?’”
“The same kind of people who would name a Rottweiler ‘Jesus.’

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Fri 10/09/20 12:12 PM
Poetrywriter:

I've even seen people put their mobile phone number on a profile and that is scary

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Fri 10/09/20 07:07 AM
Good one rofl

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Fri 10/09/20 06:33 AM
The best Technical Support story which is true..........

This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:

Customer Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"

Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

CS: "What sort of trouble?"

C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

CS: "Went away?"

C: "They disappeared."

CS: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

C: "Nothing."

CS: "Nothing?"

C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

CS: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

C: "How do I tell?"

CS: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

C: "What's a sea-prompt?"

CS: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"

C: "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

CS: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

C: "What's a monitor?"

CS: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

C: "I don't know."

CS: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

C: "Yes, I think so."

CS: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."

C: ".......Yes, it is."

CS: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

C: "No."

CS: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."

C: ".......Okay, here it is."

CS: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."

"I can't reach."

CS: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

C: "No."

CS: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."

CS: "Dark?"

C: "Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

CS: "Well, turn on the office light then."

C: "I can't."

CS: "No? Why not?"

C: "Because there's a power outage."

CS: "A power... A power outage? Ah, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"

C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

CS: "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."

C: "Really? Is it that bad?"

CS: "Yes, I'm afraid it is."

C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

CS: "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."

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Fri 10/09/20 05:37 AM
Nutter

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Fri 10/09/20 04:11 AM
Hi Lauren waving

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Fri 10/09/20 02:51 AM
Hi there waving

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Fri 10/09/20 12:58 AM
Welcome aboard waving

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Thu 10/08/20 02:08 PM
Plenty of genuine people on here.
Join a few forums etc

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Thu 10/08/20 08:48 AM
Hello waving

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Thu 10/08/20 08:46 AM
Why not

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Thu 10/08/20 04:55 AM
Hi Tina,

Please feel free to message me

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Wed 10/07/20 12:52 PM
Debating