Well i couldnt have said it better myself.

thats good

I hate when someone im seeing asks me to try to cover up...the only time i dont mind is if i am in front of a judge.

What does a walruss and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

So a pirate walks in to a bar and he has a wooden leg a claw for a hand and hes missing an eye. The bartender asks what happened to you and the pirate responds arrgh well i lost me leg when a shark came aboard and bit me, and on one stormy night an anchor flew accross the deck and chopped me hand clean off so i now have this hook, the bartender than says well what happened to your eye and the pirate says well thats the worst of all it was a nice sunny day and a bird crapped in me eye but it was the first day with me new hook.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says to him hey why the long face.

A pirate walks in to a bar and the bartender notices a giant steering wheel coming out of the front of his pants so the pirate stands at the bar and orders a drink the bartender serves the pirate and asks hey i just have to ask what is with the big steering wheel coming out of your pants? So the pirate replys Arrgh it drives me nuts.

Come on people the stuff i post isnt that offensive lighten up and have a sense of humour. Stop deleting my topics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao

Well i received one last month actually and i chose to walk away. I have no desire to go to jail for any reason.

Holbrook here.

If i was gay id do you lol.

Ive had a similar experience with my daughters mother we tried to work through it with no success once the trust was gone it was gone. I tried to forgive and forget but it was always there in the back of my mind. We are now good friends but thats all we can be. Good luck.

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Of course it hurts!

You are beautiful woman!

Thank you

Maybe i can get a better response with some new pics.

Give me an honest opinion ladies.