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Topic: JOHNNY HAD SEX - NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART
franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 07/15/08 06:55 AM
Johnny comes home from school and says,"Mom I had sex with my teacher today"... The mom is horrified and says,"just wait till your father gets home".. The father comes home and the mother tells Johnny to tell his father what he had told her, so Johnny says "Dad, I had sex with my teacher today"... The father is excited and tells Johnny how proud he is of him and says,"Lets go get you that new bike that you have been wanting"... Johnny says "Dad, how bout we wait till tomorrow, my _____ is still killing me"

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Tue 07/15/08 06:57 AM
Uh oh

single_in_mesquite Joined Mon 07/14/08 Posts: 1	Tue 07/15/08 06:58 AM
hehe. good one.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 07/15/08 06:59 AM


robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Tue 07/15/08 07:03 AM
Johnny comes home from school and says,"Mom I had sex with my teacher today"... The mom is horrified and says,"just wait till your father gets home".. The father comes home and the mother tells Johnny to tell his father what he had told her, so Johnny says "Dad, I had sex with my teacher today"... The father is excited and tells Johnny how proud he is of him and says,"Lets go get you that new bike that you have been wanting"... Johnny says "Dad, how bout we wait till tomorrow, my _____ is still killing me" Your punchlines are always unexpected

boonedog Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 10671	Tue 07/15/08 04:30 PM


franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 07/15/08 04:31 PM
Johnny comes home from school and says,"Mom I had sex with my teacher today"... The mom is horrified and says,"just wait till your father gets home".. The father comes home and the mother tells Johnny to tell his father what he had told her, so Johnny says "Dad, I had sex with my teacher today"... The father is excited and tells Johnny how proud he is of him and says,"Lets go get you that new bike that you have been wanting"... Johnny says "Dad, how bout we wait till tomorrow, my _____ is still killing me" Your punchlines are always unexpected like keeping you on your toes... expect the unexpected

carnie Joined Wed 11/21/07 Posts: 245	Tue 07/15/08 06:06 PM


CircuitRider Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 2065	Tue 07/15/08 06:25 PM
Heh...heh..... +MAO

Jay28ny Joined Thu 03/13/08 Posts: 70	Tue 07/15/08 08:56 PM
lmfao

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