So a pirate walks in to a bar and he has a wooden leg a claw for a hand and hes missing an eye. The bartender asks what happened to you and the pirate responds arrgh well i lost me leg when a shark came aboard and bit me, and on one stormy night an anchor flew accross the deck and chopped me hand clean off so i now have this hook, the bartender than says well what happened to your eye and the pirate says well thats the worst of all it was a nice sunny day and a bird crapped in me eye but it was the first day with me new hook.

Wow, that would hurt like hell. But it's still funny

This is a good jokes forum. I was on others before but this is by far the best.

Great joke. More pirate jokes plz.