One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

Hide the bodies.

Hi and good luck!

My ex claims Im her best friend....whenever shes in trouble. Right now she works for me,and is discovering the guy she left me for has homosexual tendencies, so shes sweeter than stolen watermelon.But shes always subject to go on the attack first time things arent going her way.

Having managed a sports bar for the past 13 yrs. I can tell ya some guys live and breathe for the next game and nothing is more important. Its thanks to them I have my job!

Good morning. Its finally spring at last!