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well endowed
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After quite a large dinner, I patted my stomach in content. My buddy, seated next to me, looked at my stomach and said, "Looks like you're pregnant." At which I replied, " I am. In fact, I'm gonna have a baby elephant. I know 'cause I saw it's trunk this mornng!" cant beat a good dik joke hahaa |
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book to movie
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one flew over the cuckoos nest
the movie great for its own reasons the book its kesey always good ow clockwork orange i liked it better then the book |
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the goodnight nurse
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yes, yes nurse Ratched nice work 
ms ratched yes great movie great book im glad u like it 
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the goodnight nurse
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I was thinking scarey picture... 
powder and balm... (shivers) i was thinking the nurse from one flew over the cuckoos nest |
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its funny to me
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 do souls need protection?
only if they do "it" maybe they should take it slow just fool around a little |
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the goodnight nurse
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In all seriousness, this poem evokes quite a vivid picture. i thought so too thanks imagery is everything |
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its funny to me
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do souls need protection?
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the goodnight nurse
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hiker-
trailing- interesting...
thank you teddy 
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the goodnight nurse
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You talkin' 'bout me? no no i have a feeling you can make a mighty frown |
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its funny to me
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 i thought the good witch flew in a bubble
dont tell me ur the other 60 sounds about right too bad you're not, oh, 25 years older... youll have me blushing through my beard i would say im an old soul its around 30 35 my soul is the same age! 
well then lets set them up on a date |
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the goodnight nurse
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no arbitrary thesis
with a grin that ceaseless with a face meant to calm wears her smile like a prostheses you can see the folds and the creases caked with powder and balm |
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its funny to me
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i thought the good witch flew in a bubble
dont tell me ur the other 60 sounds about right too bad you're not, oh, 25 years older... youll have me blushing through my beard i would say im an old soul its around 30 35 |
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its funny to me
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i thought the good witch flew in a bubble
dont tell me ur the other 60 sounds about right |
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attention Wh0re
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its funny to me
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my parents have been married 53 years and my sister,10. some people adapt well to marriage others it just isnt in the cards.i never wanted to be a statistic but here i am. i have some friends getting married within the year it seems crazy to me i dont know if theres a right age to get hitched but 30 and under id say no noway |
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attention Wh0re
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menial tasks mostly but i dont complain
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its funny to me
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its kinda sad i think grandparents are the only people that stay married
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its funny to me
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careful youll sweep me off my feet
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its funny to me
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marriage is a lie perpetuated by commies!!
I'm shacking up..loads easier. those damn reds i think its a scam ran by the diamond industry |
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its funny to me
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marriage is for dreamers or a green card
exactly. Been there, done that - twice. Now I just want ass.  whoever said womens lib is a bad thing
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