One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?"

The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh.

A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?"

The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."

welcome jump in the forums and have fun

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.

The next guy doesn't want to be shown up so he takes a 100 dollar bill, licks it, and sticks it to the other side of her butt.

The third guy doesn't want to be shown up but he doesn't have any money. He thinks for a moment and suddenly he gets an idea. He walks over to the stripper, takes out his ATM card, slides it down the crack of her ass, takes his 150 dollars and goes home!

Ok well we all know whats going on with Obama. That terrible pastor that he listens to. He wont put his hand over his heart to pledge alligence to the country that he wants to be president of. There were pictures of Obamam dressed in full Afrcian garb in Somalia. Wasnt Somalia the same the country that cheered as American soldiers bodies were dragged through the streets dead when we had gone there to help them?

Shows respect for that crappy country but not ours
I could do without this guy
What about you all?

Here Comes Me

I'm writing high for the last time tonight ... maybe for a long long time.
Although I must admit, that every hit, has helped my meter and rhyme.
They've given me words that come from the ether ... words that mean something deep.
And at oft times, when the poetry was over, the drugs have helped me to sleep.
Helped me to keep my mind straight ... though that saying seems somewhat ironic.
But when you smoke your smokes, and you smoke that weed, being sober requires a tonic!
I've said so many things when high, that I've sorta grown that frame of mind.
My life changed over to a different setting, and now that I'm sober, I seem to find,
Someone in me that's been caged in my head, just leaning back and watching the show.
Having a laugh and taking a break, letting personality go for the go.
But now, that different me knocks at the door, the one that's been waiting so long...
He wants the chance to be me for a while, and to hold him back has been sorta wrong.
He's just a little more responsible, just a little more refined and cool,
He takes the time to think twice, before playing for the crowd, a fool.
He's learned a lot from me that way. My many mistakes and my quick to give smile.
He comes to the board with a lot more game, and he's bringing a lot of my style.
I think as we walk down that hallway ... as I step to the shadows, and he, to the light.
That we'll smile at one another, say, "Hey brother, I'll give it, you gave it, one hell of a fight."

With Equescent thoughts...
FroznChild

Everyday, well depends on where I am and who I am with, but when I do, thongs

That's because you're in Sedalia, silly. I've been there.
I lived in Warrensburg for a few years for college.

I was in the tornado that went through Sedalia hmmm..maybe 1980.

its the end of the world as we know it

Nope, I love it.

Hey, I live in Missouri!