F#ck, our most versatile word. No other word can be used with so many grammatical nuances. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language. It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "F#CK" falls into many grammatical catagories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f#cked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f#cked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a f#ck) or passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f#ck) ; or an adverb (Mary is f#cking interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific f#ck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f#cking beautiful).

As you can see, there are very few words with versitility of "F#CK" .Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

Greetings----------------------How the f#ck are you?
Fraud--------------------------I got f#cked by the car dealer.
Dismay-------------------------Oh, f#ck it!
Trouble------------------------Well, I guess I'm f#cked now.
Aggression---------------------F#ck You!
Disgust------------------------F#ck Me!
Confusion----------------------What the f#ck-------?
Difficulty----I don't understand this f#cking business.
Dispair------------------------F#cked again.
Incompetence-------------------He f#cks up everthing.
Displeasure--------------------What the f#ck is going on here?
Lost---------------------------Where the f#ck are we?
Disbelief----------------------Unf#ckingbelievable!
Retaliation--------------------Up your f#cking ***!
It can be used to tell time--It's five f#cking thirty!
It can be used in an anatomical description--He's a f#cking *******!
It can be used in bussiness--How the f#ck did I wind up with this job?
It can be maternal-- as in "Motherf#cker"
It can be politcal-- "F#ck Reagan"

And never forget General Custer's last words : "Where did all them f#cking indians come from?"

Also, the famous last words of the mayor of Hiroshima "What the f#ck was that?"

And, last, but not least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic, who said, "Where is all this f#cking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say "F#CK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame and prestige.

Today---------- say to someone- "F#CK YOU"

I didn't get the scammer vibe. And she was local.
I've also had a woman tell me that ninety percent of her friends would never even consider a guy of a certain age who was never married.

The following is an excerpt of an interview of me conducted by a blog.
I am identified by the initials DD:



(*True Story)



Sadly, my wife perished. To help with the cost of her funeral, some of her relatives volunteered to provide a headstone for my wife's grave. On it, above her name, are the words "FREE AT LAST!"

As for attending another person's wedding, I attempted to do that after I crashed ...err... landed on planet Earth.

I was walking by a church, when I noticed a limousine parked in front. I thought that an Earth wedding was taking place, and so I went in.

Once inside, I saw a group of people listening to a minister giving a speech. I noticed that many of the people were wearing all-black outfits. Flowers were scattered everywhere. I began looking forward to eating a piece of wedding cake.

Suddenly, I was caught off-guard when the minister ended his speech with the words, "May he rest in peace."

Rest in peace? How can any groom rest in peace after his wedding? I decided to find out.

I asked the minister, "How is it possible for a groom to rest in peace after his wedding?"

The minister looked at me like this:


Then he said, "Sir, this is a funeral, not a wedding."

"What's the difference?" I asked.

"The difference," said the minister, "is that when a man dies, his rest begins. When a man gets married, his rest ends."

"Oh," I said, "Does this mean that there will be no cake?"

Again the minister looked at me like this:


"What planet did you say you were from?" he asked.

"Melmac," I replied, "Why do you ask?"

I never did get any cake.

Skin and cell rejuvination, cancer deterant, carpel tunnel remedy..... all because some pharma company wants the patent for a drug that may or may not go to market!

as you can see, I admit to not being here when others are, but it's a problem with datelines & time zones. Now, it is 8.06am Friday