I think he may not know how to cook.

I'm not doing my study. I'm talking shitizzle on the net and that is how I am going to fail at uni. I suck...good! hahaha I'm funny. Better go to bed before I get myself banned from this site. Only just joined dammit.

Howdy Doc,

The government of my country want to introduce a bill that keeps out asylum seekers that arrive by boat.

Should I make an effort to tell them that in all of our ****ing history no boat crammed full of asylum seekers has ever made it to New Zealand? Should I show them where we are in relation to the world? Like far from anywhere?

Are you even allowed to advise me on political issues? Well if 'they' don't let you, then I will ask another equally stupid question:

Do my fingers and pussay have a magnet in them cos I just can't separate them?

Does anyone else make the noise/sound , 'doosh!' 'doosh!' 'doosh!' with every pump of the strap-on, like for greater emphasis? like it makes your strap-on that much bigger?

I find it funny that I do.

You should be more specific. Whoever she is ain't going to even know your talking to her.

This type of thread reminds me of dannyblackgh's threads...

i.e WHERE ARE YOU? or WOULD YOU DATE ME? or other similar type irrelevancies.

I suggest you grab that chair that was offered to ya.

...hmmm I guess you haven't heard of 'thou shalt not kill the thread', you best listen to it, it was written on a rock with lightening.

I will pray for you tonight that you find the light after I pray that I crap out gold tomorrow so that I may be able to buy you the lamplight.

why are there stars where **** should be? am I not to say the f word? but I thought this was an American site?!!

attempt to finish my draft thesis due last tuesday, then walk the man, eat the dog, and cook the **** - oh dammit, I meant walk the dog, **** the man and cook something to eat!

Just need some clarification -

'Biotch' is this a shortened word for biologic technology?
Is this thread for people who have a fetish with biotechnology?
What language is this this thread in?

I am unsure how I came to be here but its chaotic...I'll just sneak out...all the best with the biotechnology fetish

I'm intelligent until I'm tired - then I'm just, well, tired.
I would like to add, I turned water into wine by removing the glass of water and replacing it with a glass of wine, I guess then you could say I am trying to live by the saviour's example.

Good on you. I am not allowed to give blood...it's against my ethnicity... - no offense to anyone.

Your funny Ruth!...Can I sit in the sinner's pit too? If the answer is yes then I will bake a peach and pear crumble!! (and bring it with me of course!) - By the way how many sinners am I baking for?

Narp.

Is that because there is no one else to be at peace with?

Yep, I believe you...are you god?

You first, and no I won't do it just cos you did!

potato or potatoe?? hehehehehe

that was admirable...ummmm, it doesn't mean you can stop...oh damnnammit, you stopped!...well I take my 'that was admirable' back thanks

I am frustrated...either sexually or with my study - haven't quite figured out which one;)

no...but my dog was happy to see me, and wagged her tail - does that count?