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Fri 03/21/08 08:05 PM
just finished watching this movie like an hour ago, i cant seem to get enough!

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Fri 03/21/08 08:03 PM

pay it forward


this movie is sooo good, i think i cry every time

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Fri 03/21/08 07:56 PM
still single

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Tue 03/18/08 11:45 PM


i love it when it rains or storms, it's so relaxing. anyone agree or disagree?


I agree.

It's even better when you have someone with you to enjoy it together.


well maybe so but either way i enjoy and make the most of it

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Tue 03/18/08 11:42 PM
as fun as this is i am fixin to retire for the night. you guys have a great night and enjoy!

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Tue 03/18/08 11:41 PM
ok see next time i recall a funny poem like that i will have to keep it to myself so i can avoid the jokes

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Tue 03/18/08 11:40 PM

oh dangindifferent


oh dang...lol i have to agree wit ya

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Tue 03/18/08 11:39 PM
hey and welcome to the family!

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Tue 03/18/08 11:37 PM

This is for Ashley; made up taking ideas from her original


You say I gave you penis breath
What I put up with was worse than death
Though you did give me a wish
I said nothing about a fish
Milk and honey from your breasts flow
But oh that thing down below
As you lay on your back
I get a sniff of that little crack
Smooth and salty to the tongue
Yet it does smell like dung
So I must say though you’re quite a dish
I’m really not crazy about old dead fish




haha that was good

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Tue 03/18/08 11:34 PM
i love me some walker texas ranger

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Tue 03/18/08 11:32 PM

im a vet i earned my redwings long ago bring it on.laugh


honesty...i like

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Tue 03/18/08 11:29 PM

so,,,,,,,hows pratice ben lately?????


um...no...never said i was referring to me

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Tue 03/18/08 11:27 PM

laugh laugh laugh


i know i know, too funny right

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Tue 03/18/08 11:27 PM

flowerforyou



glad u liked it

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Tue 03/18/08 11:25 PM
i saw this poem a long time ago on the net

penis breath, a lover's dread
is what u get when u give head
unpleasant as it tend to be
be greatful that he doesn't pee
it's times like this you wonder why
u bothered reaching for his fly
but it's too late, can't be a tease
accept the facts, get on ur knees
u know u got a job to do
so open wide and shove it through
lick the tip then take it all
dont drag ur teeth pr he might bawl
and when u near that real high note
u feel it oozing down ur throat
salty, fishy, sticky stuff, ok already thats enough
lets switch u say b4 u gag
and what revenge, ur on the rag!!

hahaha enjoy

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Tue 03/18/08 11:19 PM
it actually takes me a while to get used to having someone in the bed with me. i do just fine sleeping alone

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Tue 03/18/08 11:15 PM
yeah well, i did the arch thing before...scary scary...def not wanna be in it in a storm

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Tue 03/18/08 11:14 PM

We need to build an ark in St. Louis. We may get over 6 inches of rain.


i think we are only ecpecting like 3 inches, but the wind is blowin like crazy out there

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Tue 03/18/08 11:11 PM
i love it when it rains or storms, it's so relaxing. anyone agree or disagree?

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Tue 03/18/08 11:09 PM
hey everybody!

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