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I would like to know if this works for you! Just a suggestion. A Family Man with children...whom i love dearly but miss the presence of a mate to have and hold, want to cuddle, kiss,hold hands again... and laugh for no reason other happy to be with my love. I work hard... and long hours, it is difficult being a single father in these days and times. after a long day i feel the void of not having someone for me to share my time with. Life cant throw us twists... i would like to think i can make a martini with the twist i have. Humble Man seeks a female who can accept his quirks and excintricities. looking for a woman who is sincere and truly looking for something more than a short fling. I have a lot to offer if given the chance. Enjoy chatting companionship... but would like something more as well. |
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Saturday night!
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... and i'm at home   rage in the cage hun???? |
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wants to play batman & catwoman secretly in love with carrot top watches his stand up performances in the nude. |
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likesoreadytodothebarrywhitething...
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hornyasa12pointbuck.
that is just one word right???? |
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fuzzy wuzzy
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people thought fuzzy like to stare.. even without his hair down there...
The truth was fuzzy was blind because grass don't grow on a playground  
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Oblivious or fully aware?
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Just call me Mushroom...
I'am always kept in the dark and covered up with Sh^t everyday but Hey... that is what helps us grow to become valueable  
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the wind will whisper the good words to enrich your life Before the sun sets... someone will call you Tanya
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Matchmaking Game - part 61
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I changed my profile...
So i need to drop out of playing this game... My match that seemed to have been lost days ago has returned... and this time it is on seriously big time. To all those who are truly searching Good luck... do We not all want to know we are worthy in the eyes of another...? Is True Love enough to break out the barriers of the World...??? Who Knows??? But Me I know that i will keep trying to reach for happily ever after... with a heart of love and an armor of hope... hopefully i didn't leave my hope polish at home... i want to be shiny when my horse rides up Have fun and thank you for the nice, kind emails... you are truly a great bunch of people. |
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songs that stick in you r head from commercial...
shooby doobie dooo...(stangers in the night) remeber it was a penguin humming it just can't remebr who it was for. |
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That is what I truly want to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Myer Wiener Everyone would be in love with me! What jingle really sticks in your head? A true jingle sticking in your head ... would that be a labotomy ???? 
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OH YEAH! Kool Aids Here, Bringin You Fun! Kool Aids Got Thirst on the Run, Get a Great Big Ear to Ear Kool Aid Smi-a-ile. Have you heard the Dane Cook sketch about the kool aid man? Listen to it it's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRReat. (oh wait that's Tony the Tiger) Dane Cook is hilarious i have all of his stuff... Bk Lounge(rub the sauce all over your body... pull around damit) Abducted (10 Foot tall native American Indians) The friend noone likes getting the promotion ( 4 hours late for work) truly a funny man. |
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So maybe i should be the largest frigid area around That would be my ex-wife. that would be both my ex-wife's ! too ! So in agreement??? Ex wives= Antartica The Coldest largest desert.???? Ex wives= Ice Cream... frigid but when warmed spread easily dessert??? |
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if you
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So maybe i should be the largest frigid area around That would be my ex-wife. Yeah mine too... but Ice cream is a better definition... She was hard and cold... but if you warmed her up she would spread easily
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i'm not perfect people cut me a break he he just ribbing you... but what do you ecxpect from someone so frigid as me 
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did you know that antarctica is a desert???
So the dry hot thing doesn't always apply... So maybe i should be the largest frigid area around
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could be any desert what would you be? Maybe the Mohabi... Maybe my humor is just that dry |
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Call 1800 EMPIRE... and i do not even live in the state where it is at LOL
or call 1800 Joel Beibor (some attorney ambulance chaser) JG WENTWORTH when you want your money now |
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whenever you need us state farm is there LOL
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its slinky .. its slinky what a wonderful toy... its slinky its slinkey fun for a girl or a boy
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