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Topic:
FRIENDS
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FRIENDS MAY COME
FRIENDS MAY GO FRIENDS MAY PETER OUT,,YOU KNOW BUT,,WE'LL BE FRIENDS THROUGH THICK & THIN PETER OUT OR PETER--IN !!! Lavon 
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SITTEN ON BEACH
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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#%ked?" The fellow said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in." 
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Topic:
whats
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AUNT SOPHEE,,,LOL
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POOR LADY
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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
NOW IF THST DON'T MAKE YA LAUGH,,NUTTEN WILL..LOL LAVON |
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Topic:
Best dish ever eaten?
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FRESH HOME MADE HOG HEAD CHEESE,,HUUUUM
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Topic:
how often
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Just wait your turn.... lol
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Its 78 deg. here on the texas coast.Aligators are allready starting to come out.Gatta watch my dogs and try to keep them out of harms way.
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New Bride
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LMFAO
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Natural Disasters
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FREEPORT TEXAS COAST,,, HURRICANES & WOMEN
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AND PROWD OF IT.
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Topic:
BAD WRECK
Edited by
HIPOCKETS
on
Wed 02/20/08 10:44 AM
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After a bad car wreck and sergery , the doctor walks into the mans room and says ,,, I'VE SOME GOOD NEWS & SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU.The injured man raises his head slowley and says whats the bad news, the doc replys,, I had to amputate both your feet during surgery cause of severe dammage . The poor man screams OH--GOD... Whats the good news doc!!! the doc replys,,, The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your boots.......
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I NEED A RABBITS FOOT
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THIS IS NOT DOING VERY WELL , CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ?
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Topic:
the hours
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HE'LL BE COMING ROUND DA MOUNTAN WHEN HE COMES
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Topic:
This is were we started
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KEEP TRYING GIRL ,,THERES SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR YA..
GOOD LUCK |
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THERES A TEAR IN MY BEER CAUSE I'M CRYING FOR YOU DEAR
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Topic:
Rate me
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COULD USE A LITTLE SUN
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Topic:
just found out
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Bet that gave you the RED--ASS
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