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Topic: SITTEN ON BEACH
HIPOCKETS Joined Fri 02/15/08 Posts: 37	Tue 04/29/08 03:26 PM
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#%ked?" The fellow said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

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good one!!

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WTF!!!

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summerhappy Joined Sat 04/19/08 Posts: 2	Tue 04/29/08 03:44 PM
too funny. Keep them coming Hipockets

codelockbox Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1237	Tue 04/29/08 03:57 PM
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#%ked?" The fellow said "No" She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

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