Aren't they all interracial?

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.'

'However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

never had a wet dream...i couldn't possibly understand.....

you dont wanna know what i think

I made it through a day I never thought I'd reach. One I didn't want to reach for many reasons. One that I had dreaded. But, TA=DA! I am still standing.

What are some of the biggest things you have handled that you simply did not think you could? Would you say you are stronger now, or that you just had strength you never knew you did?

you think i shoulda said sexiest guy in the u.s?

I can't believe I'm the only one that doesn't cheat