We all become old guys someday and then we know what it is to be wise.

Longshot you must have been there????

OLD GUYS RULE!!!






An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western
town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his
old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing
some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young
gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one
hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed,
saying, 'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, 'No,
I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,' and
started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector
was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered
his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun,
and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking
sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything
got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly
turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, 'Did you ever kiss a mule square
on the ass?'

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, 'No. But
I've always wanted to.'

The lessons from this story are:

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Dont mess with old guys.

To all who helped me get this off my chest a big ole thanks, and have a awsome super bowl party.

It will if some terrorist comes across with a dirty bomb!!!!!

I say mine the southern border with depleted urainum mines and watch them glow over ther unless the frigging wind is from the south.

They need to give our border patrol and the guard down there the order to shoot on sight, not ***** foot around the assholes.

sctt you have my smpathies

well the war sucks but our border is more damn important them some sand storm. We need to bring them back and shoot anyone crossing our border. Those usless yahoos comitted an act of war when the ran down that agent.

I say screw the middle east and all the other usless morons over there. Tired of their whinny asses anyway.

no its ok I am peed at them.
and then we defend a usless country too boot

I am a working man building bikes on a crap budget. No kids and dont look to support any illegimate. I just a fair way so all pay their damn share.

Ok my butt hurts like hell cause I didnt give our worthless government enough during the year. And the all those usless political adds. I am so sick of the crap flying and some of the most ulgy people I have ever seen in my life DAMN! Yes the gov got their pound of flesh and I am one unhappy camper. They can kiss my ass nexy year. I have to pay but some don't. Where's the fairness in that????????? Ok I am done ranting until next year. Oh yeah the rebate check? Not in the mail yet cause the Dems might have to explore some possabilties. Need to clean house up there.

sounds like my kinda place. I love old biker bars when they are quiet but I love Irish music.

Does anyone have a fav place or watering hole they like to hide out in and what does it look like and do they really know your name? I have a little Irish bar I like to hang at cause the beer is dark, cold and awsome, and the wait staff is right freindly too. Oh yeah they have the best bugers around not to mention chicken wings!!!

I have to tell you all I do beleive in someting because I have expieranced many times things that cannot be just dismissed. Too many things point to something after and it has to be hard to dismiss. Thank you all.

Recently again, I lost a close friend due to cancer. I have watched way too many go this year. It's getting bad. I wonder about the after life and what happens there. I am not asking anyone to be relgious or upset anyone with this question, but I just was pondering what others think after seeing so many friends go. I have come to grips with it after loseing my dad four years ago and I know that no one gets out of it alive. I am just trying to find a way to deal with losing so many people I have known for so long. Maybe I need a change of sencery or new friends. Nah I like the old ones. So many songs come to mind. Bob Seger, Van Zant and the list goes on & on. Anyway just was wondering if anyone has any thoughts. Thanks.

What was the question?

What is your fav, Choppers or old school bobbers or a little of both???

ok lady lets take it for a test drive