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Jeff Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 4	Thu 02/14/08 10:23 AM Topic: Mother and Father know best
Why when I date women do they get so stressed and upset that my mother insists on coming with us? My Father always goes on my Sister's dates and her boyfriends are fine about it. My parents are looking forward to me getting married so they get a holiday with us on our honeymoon.

Jeff Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 4	Thu 02/14/08 10:17 AM Topic: Maybe the age difference?
I think anyone not using proper language and grammer at first light should be strung up and a public flogging should thus ensue. Or maybe a good old fashioned hanging and as the neck snaps on the gibbet we can all look point as say 'what up? that up!' at the swinging corpse. Then its time to finally get even with those fools that have ruined the phrase 'whatever' from a light whatever you fancy darling to a go F**k yourself remark.

Jeff Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 4	Thu 02/14/08 10:15 AM Topic: Were are all the Texas People
Why is it that when I stand naked in front of a mirror I always look like Toad from Wind in the Willow ? :-)

Jeff Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 4	Wed 02/13/08 02:02 PM Topic: Maybe the age difference?
I think anyone not using proper language and grammer at first light should be strung up and a public flogging should thus ensue. Or maybe a good old fashioned hanging and as the neck snaps on the gibbet we can all look point as say 'what up? that up!' at the swinging corpse. Then its time to finally get even with those fools that have ruined the phrase 'whatever' from a light whatever you fancy darling to a go F**k yourself remark.