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Thu 08/20/09 12:22 AM

tarantulas....is that spanish?

Uh, I don't know. Maybe. I just thought she had put the adjective in the wrong place (adjectives *follow* nouns in Spanish as a general rule, as you know!).

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Thu 08/20/09 12:19 AM
P.S. I don't go to bars. Let alone country bars! Help me!

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Thu 08/20/09 12:18 AM
Yeah, I never wear clothes to bars. Golly, you know, they just get in the way of dancin'--dancin' up a storm!

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Thu 08/20/09 12:15 AM
I actually am allergic to penicillin. Oh, golly!

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Thu 08/20/09 12:13 AM
Sorry, just askin', my children!

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Thu 08/20/09 12:07 AM

awe i would save you! lol


las pequenas aranitas...yum yum...


i think tarantulas are pretty cool for the most part...i used to love watchignhow still they could be one second and move like lighting the next...course they might have been just freaked out by me....who knows
Don't you mean, "las aranitas pequenas"?

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Thu 08/20/09 12:05 AM
Say, how many of you are trippin' on E right now?

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Wed 08/19/09 11:54 PM
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Hissy!

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Wed 08/19/09 11:52 PM
Always fixin'. Always fixin' things....

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Wed 08/19/09 11:47 PM

Contrary to popular beliefs they do not taste like chicken .But then neither do raccoons
How many today?

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Wed 08/19/09 11:40 PM
Good golly!

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Wed 08/19/09 11:39 PM
Sorry!

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Wed 08/19/09 11:21 PM

I have a hutch all made up for you !
A hutch? A hutch to trammel some WILD thing in?!

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Wed 08/19/09 11:20 PM
Edited by ZPicante on Wed 08/19/09 11:21 PM
Hey guys! What do you think of tarantulas?!

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Wed 08/19/09 11:13 PM
Golleh!

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Wed 08/19/09 12:29 AM


Guess what?



something about YEET YOWT yada yada yada...



right?spock
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

*Has built a raccoon colony inside your soul--uh oh!*

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Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM






Guess what?


You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites?
You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils.


Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread.
Gee, that's a funny way of confessing your unbridled passion for me, but I'll accept it!


Well let me whisper a sweet nothing into your ear then...


Go AWAY, and DIE!
You first. And last, for that matter.

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Tue 08/18/09 11:57 PM




Guess what?


You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites?
You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils.


Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread.
Gee, that's a funny way of confessing your unbridled passion for me, but I'll accept it!

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Tue 08/18/09 11:50 PM




One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon.
You're getting married?
You got Viagra?
You're getting married because you have Viagra?
You're marrying a Non-Raccoon?
You are in love with a raccoon that can read?


i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell)sad
Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)?


it'd be ever so dreamy (and yeah, unlikely)sad
YEAH!! <:(

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Tue 08/18/09 11:50 PM


Guess what?


You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites?
You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils.