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Tue 04/22/08 08:50 PM
Nope.


However, Ive been accused of being anything and everything else.

-_-

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Mon 04/21/08 11:06 PM
Ive always gone for men a few years older than me.
Adding on a few more years wouldnt matter much.

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Sun 04/20/08 02:01 PM

sick UH, it's called a condom!noway


Oh yes, thats true.
Damn those infants (who were born with the disease) for not wearing condoms in the womb...

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Sun 04/20/08 01:54 PM
Edited by EffingAlisha on Sun 04/20/08 01:55 PM
Hmm
The cure for AIDS?

They get healthy, I get wealthy...
Win-win.

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Sat 04/19/08 05:10 PM
Aiden reminds me of Sex and the City..
Love that name.

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Wed 04/09/08 09:18 PM
It just sounds like to me you guys moved way to fast...

Faster is starts up, faster it ends.
Take it slow, take it slow.

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Wed 04/02/08 11:38 PM
Dance

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Wed 03/19/08 04:12 PM



Youre good enough, Youre smart enough, and doggone it People like you. happy


Y'know, Ive actually read that guys book. Great quote. :tongue:


He has a book? Das strange ya? flowerforyou


Indeed. But a cute read.

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Wed 03/19/08 04:05 PM

Youre good enough, Youre smart enough, and doggone it People like you. happy


Y'know, Ive actually read that guys book. Great quote. :tongue:

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Wed 03/19/08 03:58 PM
I'll put myself up in the "hot seat".

Rate me, baby. laugh

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Wed 03/19/08 02:56 PM
Who knew everyone had such talent. happy

That Haiku pleased me. Hehe.

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Wed 03/19/08 02:53 PM

i like the second one
i dont know i guess i like poems with heartache and suffering in it
and i really like that one alisha


Thank you :)

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Wed 03/19/08 02:39 PM
I wrote this when I was like, fourteen. glasses So, its not great, but its still my favorite.



Fat

This hypocracy is what molded me
It forced be to become what I dont want to be
Every day Im reopening the scar, you see
Im committing my own personal blastphemy

I cant push the torturer off my lips
Its impossible to drop the cravings from my finger tips
The repulsive blubber hangs off my hips
Every day is more bites, more sweets, more sips

My loved one is my worst enemy
How can I change this illness into a recovery?
My daily suicide hangs off of me
And no matter what, Ill keep crumbling

I cant be a survivor on my own
But I need to be thin if I dont want to be alone
Yet Im still drawn to the appetizers shown
I keep adding meat to my big bones

The discrimination is always so thick
My imperfections make the public so sick
I hate the blonde, beautiful, tall, and fit!
So why force myself to look like that girl in that flick?

These people make others hate their own skin
They say your not good enough to join the groups they're in
Full figured men and women are the ultimate sin
And they continuously teach this to their next of kin

Forget the media and those that follow
Of course your happy being ignorant, vain, and hollow
People are more than flesh in case you didnt think so
I really cant be like you, I wont sink so low

You and yourself alone decide your self worth
Your not a waste of large space on planet earth
So what if you consist of a little more girth?
Thats a few more inches for your lovers fingers to surf

Dont doubt that you arent anything short of the best
Believe me when I say you arent grotesque
I cant change who I am, but does that make me less?
No, because unlike "them", I dont have a silicon heart in my chest

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Wed 03/19/08 12:43 AM
Well. I wouldnt. I have an eating disorder, and dealing with someone elses food issues is just too much on one plate.

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Tue 03/18/08 04:41 AM

I dreamed I was in heaven and I had to go to the bathroom (#2) so I went behind a cloud when I finished I tore off a piece of cloud to wipe with. When my alarm clock went off this morning I discovered I had made a huge mess in my bed and ripped the pillow cases to wipe with. I think thats odd and freaky dont you?


You win. drinker

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Tue 03/18/08 04:29 AM
Ohh, so envious of you both.

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Tue 03/18/08 04:26 AM
I decided against sleep tonight.
Thought I would tell everyone on JSH...Hi! :smile:

Oh and just for giggles...
Tell me a really odd/interesting/freaky fact about yourself.



yawn

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Mon 03/17/08 11:43 PM
I dont, but...Im very sorry to hear about that. frown :heart:

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Sun 02/24/08 04:26 PM
I have a pet python. Hes about six-seven months old.
Hes so depressed. [Dont laugh, its true.]

Hes only supposed to shed for two weeks...
But hes been shedding for a month or so.

I called Petsmart, and sadly, they were no help.
Vets are closed on Sundays.
And Im looking all over the net for advice so...

Help?

What can I do to help him?
Any idea on what the reasoning for this could be?

Any links?

Anything?

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Sat 02/02/08 05:31 PM
Eh. Here.