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ear piercing
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Dear John Carl,
I cant tell you how many people emailed me and told me to suck wind over my comments. They all say the same thing, you sound like a great father. So I am sorry dude, only messin around, but congrats on being father of the year |
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Blonde Emergency
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I'm still waiting for my cardboard cutouts you promised so I can get some practice. My inflatable doll is on the fritz and all the keyholes in my pad are a tad to small.
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Oh?
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You were going to ask "when does this fog break from all the drugs Ive been taking so I can remember my question"?
Your welcome |
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Hookers always hire me...none of their clients make them feel the way I do.
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A question
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Only if I didnt have to do it with you, you are well...strange
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WAssssup?
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My fingers are certified miracle workers. I get them into all the crooks and nanies that other wanna be therapists dont know how to satisfy. Then when Im done we just turn out the lights and the real fun begins. Anyways, you know where to find me babe!!!!!!
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boredom
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For a guy that loves to insult somebody youre not very good at it. you sure youre not hiding behind a face only a mother would love?
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MEN
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I am when the girl looks like you tina. Keep that tiger in your tank!!! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Michiganman
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People cant email him cause they were bothering him and he shut it off!
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JSH GROUP HUG!!!
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Hugs AND my secret lovemaking technique to all you babes looking for a REAL man.
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wacky board
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Keep your blue box babe!!! Us secretly beautiful people gotta stick together. Now what about all those little blue boxes we were gonna make?? Your place or mine??
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I would like to find a girl who doesnt just love me for my astonishingly good looks and massive packet
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No one loves me
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Hey babe, lets your box and my box get together and make some baby boxes.
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HOWARD STERN
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The guys a bore with a five inch wanker. He'd better pray some hungry bird doesnt mistake it for a tiny worm and leave him with nothing but a stub.
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Topic:
ear piercing
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Sorry, wouldnt want to upset your ex. Is she bigger than you?
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Topic:
Blonde Emergency
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if the cutouts had of looked more like me, not only would traffic have slowed, it would have come to a complete stop
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Topic:
Need more arms
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mine are wrapped around some women right now, but if you take a number....
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EAT A BANANA & POST ...
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You girls use em to get off and some fellows I know that go both ways go into the bathroom at work with them and none of us can use it for the next half hour.
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Oh?
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"When did I wake up and find out I wasn't smart." Gee, I dunno, you tell us.
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Topic:
ladybugs
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lady bugs are hanging around because they are looking for male bugs. If you turn off the sports on your TV then the little farts will fly out of the living room and out the window so their lady friends wont have to come looking for em any more.
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