When Cardboard Men Come In Handy


A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of
the road, carefully
Steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the
Rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude
Bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, the
Traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled
Vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by
The road?" he asks.
Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"

if the cutouts had of looked more like me, not only would traffic have slowed, it would have come to a complete stop

do blueboxes get blueballs?

I'm still waiting for my cardboard cutouts you promised so I can get some practice. My inflatable doll is on the fritz and all the keyholes in my pad are a tad to small.