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Sun 12/10/06 09:39 AM
Individualality is what makes one person different from the
other.Everyone is specail in there own way. Everyone is an important
peace in this ginat jigsaw puzzle we call a world. Michael is my
friend...I enkoy him being here and reguardless of who he pisses
off...he is my friend. You cant please everyone michael...here's a song
for the poser's!

Fuck Yourself
Lyrics by Steve Vai

Warning: these lyrics are pretty coarse and are not intended to be read
by children or anyone easily offended by written words. You've been
warned.

Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
But I know you, you'll be humpin' away
Fuck yourself with your neighbor's nose
If you can't use that, use a 10-foot pole
Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
Everyone will know you've been to this show
If you can't take, eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy glue
I don't care what you do
Fock yourself with a garden tool
Fuck yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of fuckin' fuckin' shit
I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
It's amazing that we've been getting fucked that long
Fuck yourself with the world wide web
Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
You may even meet a Tom, Dick, Jane or Billy
Then grab onto your modem and fuck yourself silly
Fuck yourself with your heart and soul
Give it everything you got, hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even fuck yourself,
How ya gonna fuck somebody else?
Fuck yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
Fuck yourself with organized religion
Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
He'll be fuckin' them 'til the end of time
And can someone explain to me this racist crap
I know it isn't white, but it isn't black
And to all you people who only see things your way
Well, you can suck my dick and take all day
Fuck your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
but when you burnt your brain and you say
I don't know!
I hate to tell you but I told you so
Fuck yourself with this grunge rock noise
I mean, stuff those albums in your groin
They come down on me because I know how to play -
Hey... fuck you!
Fuck yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
Now those people think they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a bunch of fuckin' posers
Fuck yourself with your mother's jewelry
I won't tell, I ain't a stooly
If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
Fuck yourself with the latest fashion
With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
And if you happen to have some leather and lace
Fuck yourself 'til you're blue in the face
Fuck yourself with your income tax
They're fucking you and that's a fact
Before you know it your money's all spent
And you've just been fucked by the government
Fuck yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's getting fucked in the end
I have been so fucked by legal bills
that my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
Fuck yourself with your full-length sweater
With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
Just fuck yourself 'til you can't even think
Those of you who enjoy this song
thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally outraged
Fuck yourself with your face

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Sun 12/10/06 09:27 AM
Michael stays.....all those that oppose....please refer to the poetry
section...i have a song for you....lmao!

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Sat 12/09/06 10:44 PM
hey lion whats up man?

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Sat 12/09/06 10:36 PM
Wow got any left for me?

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Sat 12/09/06 10:24 PM
need some help? lol

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Sat 12/09/06 10:19 PM
Hugsss back T ...hey morena sweety how are ya?

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Sat 12/09/06 10:19 PM
Hugsss back T ...hey morena sweety how are ya?

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Sat 12/09/06 10:15 PM
jump roght into the forums babe and post.........
have fun

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Sat 12/09/06 10:12 PM
Thanks...but I'm convinced that I am the lucky one!

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Sat 12/09/06 10:08 PM
Got mine up then helped the nieghbor put hers up!

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Sat 12/09/06 10:05 PM
Sitting here with my oldest daughter watching my youngest sleep and this
song sarts playing in my head....
There's two things I know for sure:
She was sent here from heaven and she's
daddy's little girl.
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night
She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes and
I thank god for all the joy in my life
Oh, but most of all
For butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer;
sticking little white flowers all up in her
hair; "Walk beside the pony, Daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny, Daddy, but I sure tried."
In all that I've done wrong I know I must
have done something right to deserve a hug
every morning and butterfly kisses at night.

Sweet 16 today
She's looking like her mama a little more everyday
One part woman, the other part girl.
To perfume and make-up from ribbons and curls
Trying her wings out in a great big world.

But I remember
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer; sticking
little white flowers all up in her hair.
"You know how much I love you, Daddy, But if you
don't mind I'm only gonna kiss you on the cheek this time."
With all that I've done wrong I must have done
something right to deserve her love every morning
and butterfly kisses at night.

All the precious time
Like the wind, the years go by.
Precious butterfly.
Spread your wings and fly.

She'll change her name today.
She'll make a promise and I'll give her away.
Standing in the bride-room just staring at her.
She asked me what I'm thinking and I said "I'm not
sure-I just feel like I'm losing my baby girl."
She leaned over...gave me butterfly kisses with her mama there,
Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair
"Walk my down the aisle, Daddy-it's just about time."
"Does my wedding gown look pretty, Daddy? Daddy, don't cry!"

Oh, with all that I've done wrong I must have
done something right.
To deserve your love every morning and butterfly
kisses-I couldn't ask God for more, man this is what love is.

I know I gotta let her go, but I'll always remember
every hug in the morning and butterfly kisses.

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Sat 12/09/06 09:29 PM
...lol all day....i'm breathing ...i'm healthy as well as my kids....but
right now i'm watching my nine year old daughter angel sleep...I would
say right now is my favorite time of today

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Sat 12/09/06 09:26 PM
she's busy........... hahaha lmao!

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Sat 12/09/06 09:19 PM
To be very honest...I just cant cook...lol! I need help...anyone want to
teach me?

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Sat 12/09/06 09:13 PM
<---- is definately not amrried....he's just crazy!

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Sat 12/09/06 07:10 AM
Where the hell did I leave my coffee cup?
Anyone seen it?

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Fri 12/08/06 06:25 PM
just him a tomahawk and a bottle of segrams

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Fri 12/08/06 06:20 PM
full of green jello

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Thu 12/07/06 10:45 PM
What no hugs for me.....ok i'll just take the jello shots then.

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Thu 12/07/06 10:43 PM
you guys got my help on that..whatever it takes.