Hello everyone...I hope evryone has a merry X-mas!

You'll find someone...just hang out ..post in the forums and be
yourself! There are a bunch of really nice ladies on this site. really
good people here!

Ice...stop being mean to the new guy!

No No No...I am the bad horsie!
Get it straight woman!

lmao....yeah...and vanchau...is really George Bush

shhhhh.... what will the nieghbors think?

Iceprinces + Blimpy!

Keeping the tickets for myself lol! No... i cant cook, i burn water! But
the quervo is great!

Cuervo Christmas Cookies
...
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
...

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Morning...ladies....gentelmen....others...lol!

Is it just me.... or has anyone paid enough attention to tell that the
woman in Ford's picture is the same woman in iamagirl's picture. C'mon
guys....wake the hell up!

Need me to come take your temp...srry couldn't resist...Hope you get to
feeling beter sweetheart!

yeah...it sucks...but it can only get beter...i hope anyway!

Well i dont usually do the cuffs...never trusted anyone quite that much
lol....Dont really care for the thorazine either.....How about we just
go get some coffee?

Well...as far as boobs go...she's got you...but..i am a sucker for long
dark hair...you win ..hands down!

Yeah..I feel you man....i keep going and getting my kids just to chase
them away...but everytime i take them home it hits again...its sucks!

No.. i really dont care...not a tit man myself.... I was just being a
smartass....after noticing brwneyed's set lol!

surrounded by fourfeet thick concrete walls with 6 inch heavu guaged
steel plates lol......I have seen this work before....i know a few
couple's that mt online! One pair i know have been hapily married for
two years now! I dont do bars.... whore's are us doesn't sound in the
least bit interesting to me. I have met several wonderfull people on
here. Many of them I call friends. As far as Mrs. Right for me...who
knows...but i plan on having a lot of fun here before during and after
meeting her lol! Good luck to all...but dont be nieve! Use common sense!

Who has the best looking set of tits on just say hi?

I am 35 and the best are yet to come!