Cuervo Christmas Cookies
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1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
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Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.

Beat again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK,
try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the Cose Juervo
and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

LOL I take it you've made them darling!

damn thought maybe texas style meant they had cowboys tickets inside
kinda like fortune cookies.....................:Þ

Keeping the tickets for myself lol! No... i cant cook, i burn water! But
the quervo is great!

burn water? our gonna have to fix that babe.

Funny LMAO

Hey burning water takes lots of practice, The trick is knowing how long
to stir it to make it just the right consistency.

Could I just down the bottle first, then jump out the window?lol