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God
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God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him God we don`t need you anymore.Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing-in other words we can now do what you did in the beginnind.Oh is that so?Tell Me replies God.Well says thescientist,we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it thus creating man. W ell that`s very interesting show Me said God.So the scientist bends doen to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. No No No interrupts God get your own dirt. |
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when my ex used them all the same day she was heading out the door and that was good.
Nine Dangerous Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. So I guess I'm totally screwed if she uses all nine words in the same sentence? 
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God
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So the scientist bends doen to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. No No No interrupts God get your own dirt. the scientist doesn't need the dirt but can just use his own skin cells and create a clone .."Man in his own image" ... |
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Sex offenders
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what part of dumb and dummer you play.
i think everyone Should mind there own buisness. stop trying to run peoples lives that is for the government. i also believe that no one has the right to judge anyone. i do not believe in laws, rules or judgement in anyway. i do believe that if someone tryies to hurt you in anyway you should be able to protect yourself how ever you feel fit to. i also believe that to a certan age parents should be able to retaliate. to some one sexualy melesting there kid after a certain age it's up to the kid to take care of them selfs. i said this befor and i WILL say this again. survival of the fitest, is what is wrong with this world. STOP SAVING THE WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
That is truly and utterly stupid. People who say stuff like 'survival of the fittest' are usually the first of the herd to be culled. 
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Sex offenders
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I think they should be shot!!! I always thought of having them neutered like dogs. 
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When I have something to be sorry for, but right now I have done nothing wrong. |
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men need to use those words too.
and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" |
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women hold your ground men can be a hand full.
Nine Dangerous Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. |
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Tightrope
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I'm walking a tightrope Leaning this way and that Fall the wrong way..left flat Yes..my choice All the while hear my own voice Scolding me....warning me Get back up Stand proud Back on that tightrope Fighting every day To stay in line Dealing with myself Crying out for help Longing to fill the void No longer by my choice Calling to me Yes i hear your voice Want to right this wrong Make the right choice Want to get off of this tightrope And walk in the light |
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God
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God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him God we don`t need you anymore.Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing-in other words we can now do what you did in the beginnind.Oh is that so?Tell Me replies God.Well says thescientist,we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it thus creating man. W ell that`s very interesting show Me said God.So the scientist bends doen to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. No No No interrupts God get your own dirt.
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Misery Loves....
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It's funny, I posted about getting dumped yesterday and -- zoom -- the profile views shot up like crazy. Never had so many views in one day before. Of course, still nobody writes.... If people won't talk on JustSayHi, does that mean there's a site called JustShutUp where they do talk to you? Or is that a little too close to being a koan? |
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what happer
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They got married. He already has her. No need to impress anymore. 
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what happer
Edited by
daddygone
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Sat 03/08/08 10:00 AM
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while they were dating he would hold the dood for her,hold the chair until she was seated,even wait for her to get ready but they said i do he would be half way down the block before he saw that she was not in the car.
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So 12:30am....
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I'm pretty amazed that you still had to pee...I only would've had to change my underpants 
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Who's Got Snow...
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i`m in n.c. and would love to see some before spring.
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The looney bin
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I am happy to be in this looney bin. I have made many friends here at JSH. (Have you??) 
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Heyy!
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Started off good, not going well now. 
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hey everyone
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how's everyone doin'? |
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LadyDownOnLove
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Hello there and I am a new member and I wish to say hello to all of you.... Maybe even get to chat with some of you. Good luck in finding your happiness. 
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Well I think this is the place to start. I am brand-spaking-new to this site. I am not all that sure what to say here, but hello I think is a good start... :) |
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