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Nine Dangerous Words Women Use
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. |
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and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry"
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Wrong Some do know how to say it
and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" |
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Wrong Some do know how to say it and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" |
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When I have something to be sorry for, but right now I have done nothing wrong.
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and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" I'm no woman.. but I hope this is a fair consolation. I'm sorry you got a chip on that shoulder. |
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and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" I'm no woman.. but I hope this is a fair consolation. I'm sorry you got a chip on that shoulder. |
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and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" I'm no woman.. but I hope this is a fair consolation. I'm sorry you got a chip on that shoulder. I have a chip remove any time you want to get rid of the chip.....not responsible for side effects |
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and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" I'm no woman.. but I hope this is a fair consolation. I'm sorry you got a chip on that shoulder. I have a chip remove any time you want to get rid of the chip.....not responsible for side effects That was not to you, I do not believe.... |
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I'm really sorry... But Cambolaya is just too easy.
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I'm really sorry... But Cambolaya is just too easy. |
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Edited by
Cambolaya65
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Sun 03/09/08 11:58 AM
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Bullys!!......only chip is in this here computy!!
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Also,.evidently i hit a nerve with bad girl...im sorry doll.Women rule...jistme is funny...hostile but funny.
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Back to the Op's main post.........so true!!! Men should write these down!!!!
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
This one I agree with completely. The others, only at times. I do see the humor in it though... especially the "loud sigh". I voted in the primary election last week and there was a person in front of me whose statement to the poll workers made me sigh very, very loudly. It was a woman in front of me, too, but she must not be aware of that rule (she did not even seem to notice) .... |
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This one I agree with completely. The others, only at times. I do see the humor in it though... especially the "loud sigh". You don't have to be a woman to use this one.. I think I've done that with you a few times! |
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Edited by
Dragoness
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Sun 03/09/08 12:19 PM
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Nine Dangerous Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. No wonder guys say I am unlike other women, I do not even have my vocabulary right....LOL Fine to me is just that Fine, okay, good, great, etc...... so I need to get that right Five minutes is five minutes to me no matter what Nothing, means nothing to me, no later storm coming, I say what I have to say when I feel it and move on from there Go ahead means just that for me also, no challenge there, you go ahead and do what you are doing and I will see you later Loud sigh usually means I am tired and in need of rest Now thats okay, I could be saying something bad is probably going to happen soon...lol Thanks means thanks Whatever, is F U usually for me..lol Don't worry I got it, is trouble too, for the man that is..lol So I get a three out of nine it looks like, I must be from outerspace or something.... |
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women hold your ground men can be a hand full.
Nine Dangerous Words Women Use 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true. |
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men need to use those words too.
and the two words you will never hear..."im sorry" |
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