I have 20 matches, and I've never said hi to any of them.

Here's the problem.. they never say hi to me either.

heh..

ok.. I guess I should say hi first..

you're really cute though, and for what it's worth.. if you were my mutual match, I'd talk to you.

Feel free to chat anytime.

ya, wierd.. Mine don't talk to me either..

I still have fun going through and saying yes and no to people's photos..

Great!.. a little bored, you?

I can't believe politicians these days.. promising the world.. this speech he is giving now..

Lower taxes for everyone! Lower taxes for corporations!
$4000 tuition credits for all students every year.
Improved education standards!
Free Healthcare!
Create alternative energy sources!
Raise fuel efficency!

I didn't even write down a fraction of his promises..

Change change change..

wow.. it sounds great..

How do you promise everything, with no plans to do any of this.

Any idea what this will all cost?

People need to start paying attention..

Happy birthday to you!

Here's a cold one for you.


ohh.. you're not old enough.. better let me drink that for you..

That is too cool.. ohh.. the simple things in life that make me smile.

funny and too true.

just kidding.. my favorites right now are

Mass Effect (360)
Metroid Prime 3 - Corruption (Wii)
Kingdom Hearts (PS2)
Zelda (Wii)

you guys have obviously never played adventure on the atari.

It sure would make being at a nude beach alot more fun.

Maybe there could be levels of sexiness... from sexy to really really sexy. and the real ones would still stand out!

It shouldn't be against the law.. it should be law that everyone should be that sexy!

My top 3 in order.

The Game
The Negotiator
Shawshank Redemption

If she's gone, is there any point in saying goodbye?

Jen.. I didn't know you, but you seem like you were really cool, and I'll miss never getting the chance to know you. I am sad that we will never have the chance to talk now, but happy for you and the choice you made to move on with your life to the next chapter.. or another book as the case may be. I hope that things work out for you. If they don't, you are always welcome back here to chat with me or any number of other random people who are also really cool and always looking for another friend to share our lives with.

-Mike

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

Let me know what you all think.

painful choices.. I will have to go with McCain for his foreign policy.