Topic: How NOT to meet people in a bar.
zippyfear's photo
Tue 02/19/08 01:19 PM
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"


franshade's photo
Tue 02/19/08 01:20 PM
:wink: laugh laugh wtg
good comeback


A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"



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Tue 02/19/08 01:20 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 01:20 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 01:20 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 01:20 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 01:21 PM
that was AWESOME

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Tue 02/19/08 01:28 PM
laugh lol, poor guy!

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Tue 02/19/08 01:32 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 01:36 PM
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