A blonde was driving across state when her car broke down. Lucky for
her she wasn't too far from a bar and could go call her mom for help.
She strode into the bar and asked the manager if she could use the
phone. He told her to come around to the back and step into his office.
She followed him in and he shut the door behind them. He sat down on
his sofa and told her to come over here and get on her knees. She did.
He told her to unzip his pants. She did. He told her to take out his
meat. She did. Then she waited for her next order. After about a
minute of dangling in front of her face he looked angry and said,
"Well?!?"

She opened her mouth ......

"HELLO? MOM? ARE YOU THERE?"

good one =))

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a gernade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

lol

funny

I have 4 sisters
I overheard one of ask one of tyhe other ones if she knew why men always
named their prcker, the one said no why? the first one said, because
they don't like a stranger doing all the thinking for them...... I left!

lol