"i am normal, friedlly , easy going person."
I'm trying to cut down on fried women. |
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"Well, it is hard to say. My name is Lenka, I am from Czech republic."
Maybe it's harder for you than it is for me. |
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Topic:
New Thread.... - part 5
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I'm a people You look a little like a tiger that has eaten a people. |
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"Not sure not sure not sure not sure vnot sure not sure not sure not sure not sure
not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not surenot surenot surenot sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure not sure" Are you sure? |
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"My friends tell me that I'm someone they can always count. "
How many of you are there? |
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"I am very unique when it comes to affection, I love to give it in a very special way that will always make me stand out from any other woman you've ever been with."
This sounds like the scene from a horror movie, right before the guy gets impaled. |
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"FAT AND UGLY GUYS DON'T EMAIL ME"
Maybe because they don't like being called fat and ugly. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sun 10/23/11 09:59 AM
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"I am old fashion cause i was raised around ol foks. "
I don't think they would appreciate that kind of language |
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"Hello and thanks for reading my profile."
Trust me..... your thanks is misplaced in this case. |
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" I am not a gold-digger because I have already dug my own gold"
So you're a retired gold digger. |
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" I would LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to meet a man who can cook because well…I don’t like too…but I must admit, I have other talents to compensate for that "
You can sort and fold? |
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"My sister unknowingly created my profile on this site"
You would think all the questions would have given her a clue. |
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"i am verry open mindet"
I loved you in that show with Mork. |
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" I WOULD LIKE TO SAY FROM THE START NOONE IS PERFECT, WE ALL HAVE MADE SOME THINGS IN LIFE THAT WE SHOULD HAVE NOT DONE "
I made a really bad lasagna once. |
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"****UPDATE******* ALright look, I deleted my page about a month ago. For the life of me, I don't know why it will not delete. It was cool knowing you all but this is not for me. Somebody please help me delete! Delete! Delete!!!!!! "
You can checkout any time you like but you can never leave. |
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"A Kiss Is A Signature"
I'm going to try this next time I'm using my VISA card at Target. |
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"hey guys this online dating was so dumb for me before but here i am"
I think you were right the first time. |
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"Allow me to introduce myself"
Not sure how I could stop you. |
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"Hate this part.....i am looking for mr. right not mr. right now"
Now I hate that part. |
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"please, no naked pictures. Pictures you took of yourself half naked in the mirror are also a no-go. Please have something intelligent to say, something that gives me a little sense of you and your sparkling personality."
How about if I wear a sparkling tassel? |
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