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"once i am comfortable chatting with you only then i will send you a picture where you can form an opinion for your self.very reluctant to post a picture of my self where the entire world can view."
Either you're embarrassed to be seen here, or you're a cross dressing man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.... |
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"YOU need to laugh at my jokes, be fairly spontaneous and laugh at my jokes. "
Are they they same jokes the second time? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Fri 11/25/11 08:42 PM
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"On my frist dat i will intreduce myself"
Usually a good place to start... but maybe this time we should start with a spelling primer. |
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"IF YOUR ARE AFRAID TO GET TO KNOW ME BECAUSE I AM NOT FROM YOUR COUNTRY, AREA OR CAUSE I AM FROM AN ISLAND THAT'S JUST BEING CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think every good relationship should start on a dare. |
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"I believe anything else will be learned at our date."
I have a few questions about the JFK assassination.... |
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"Hey all, This is the best I can do.
When we were young and they told us to "just do your best".... they were just trying to make us feel better about being sorely lacking. Much like this profile. |
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"i dislike ppl who tell unecessary lies"
I really like your profile......Sorry, that was a lie. |
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"I am carind loving and loves to take good care of my family especially my man if you know what i mean so if interested give me a huller."
Get your own huller. I worked hard for mine. |
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"I am looking for a man who knows how to treat a woman the way God says that a woman is to be treated."
I'm going to need a few days to mail order a burka. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Mon 11/14/11 05:24 PM
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"For entertainment to kick back and relax I would lime at a nice bar with my sister and friends."
You would look really nice on a gin and tonic. |
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"I can´t find my second half and he is maybe here." I'd look everyplace else again first. Nobody ever thinks to look in the attic. Lol... that's where the authorities will look. |
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"Too introvert/too extrovert, too quiet/too loud, to forward/too shy ...still trying to find a balance between, an ongoing process that never seezes to conture out."
It's called bipolar. They have pills for it. |
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"The best way to describe myself is a cruvy"
Perhaps a better way would be to use real words. |
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"I can´t find my second half and he is maybe here."
I'd look everyplace else again first. |
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"I don't like men that think that dating is the same as having sex"
One is about convincing your partner that you're something more than you really are. And the other is........ no, I think they really are about the same. |
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"The 5 things I can't live without are:
1) Laughter 2) My family and friends 3) Adventure 4) A Challenge 5) My Passport" Same as: I love to laugh... Friends and family are important to me. I love to try new things and. Love to travel. At least she put new paint on old cliches. |
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"I would like to have children.I don't like bread,but i like subs and toast."
I always love me a turkey, ham and children sub. |
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"I cant describe myself, because this is what the other people have to do"
I'm going to describe you as "lazy". |
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"The place u live, religion, hobbies, age or sex are not important for me..... "
....because we all taste the same stewed in a nice vegetable beef broth. |
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" I would like to meet a serious, inteligent guy with good sence o hummour.................................."
Sometimes it's just the irony. |
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