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Am I Evil?
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OK PLAN B I GOT IT BAD LUNCHMEAT TURKEY 2 WEEKS OLD DO NOT REFRIGERATE AND IN ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO PACK THE LUNCH ITS NOT YOUR FAULT THEN.
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hi all
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It was good, how was yours? 
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hi all
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Good morning all!  
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hi all
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!
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Job Assignment Procedure
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How to Properly Place NEW EMPLOYEES: Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations. If they are sleeping, put them in Security. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.  
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something to think about.
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urm gee i can barely function on a sunday morning lol never mind poder this one one urm do know one thing if i fell in this hole of yours would be screaming thats for sure
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something to think about.
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Whatever it is you're smoking, you better start sharing it...
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my eyes are open. but nobody's walking by except for the people that told me that they want nothing to do with me. so that makes it a little hard.
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or atleast a woman that i can treat like a queen,  |
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sometimes i dont like...
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i can see why.
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OK HERE IS SOMETHING THAT I HAD TO DO ABOUT 5 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS DEBT BIG TIME.AS WE ALL KNOW THEY CALL AND CALL AND CALL SO FINALLY HERE IS WHAT I SAID"LISTEN LADY EVERY MONTH I STICK EVERY ONES NAME IN A HAT AND I HOLD A DRAWING AND I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY EVERYONE AT ONCE SO I DO A DRAWING NOW IF YOU CALL ME AGAIN YOU WILL BE OUT OF THE DRAWING FOR GOOD AND HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING AND GETTING A PAYMENT SHE HUNG UP ON ME.LMAO
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Idiot Sightings, OMG!!
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no bs, once my ex mom in law opened the cabinet door & bonked her own head..she said " Oh !, I'm sorry" lol [/quoteLMAO |
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we have all had at least one
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GOODNIGHT EVERYONE IM GOING OUT FOR A WHILE HAVE A GREAT AND SAFE NIGHT.
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HAVE A GREAT
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Bye take care too! Nice to meet u here!
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HAVE A GREAT
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HAVE A GREAT AND SAFE NIGHT EVERYONE IM GOING OUT FOR A WHILE TAKE CARE
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we have all had at least one
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real butter and salt to just for you good looking,but you will have to share with everybody eals too
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Idiot Sightings, OMG!!
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I WENT TO MCDONALDS AND ORDERED A CHEESBURGER AT THE DRIVE THRU HE SAID WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT?
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we have all had at least one
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neibiors spoke up to soon and said yes,,    ,,,I had to run to the store just for you liquid its cooking  |
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we have all had at least one
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i've got one that wont take no for an answer ! keep's asking me for my e-mail and my name and all kind's of crazy stuff ? i said it nicely and im going to have to get med-evil on her ! but i dont want too ? |
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we have all had at least one
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****Brings in Popcorn****
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