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Thu 01/17/08 07:06 PM
Here's one I heard not too long ago:

A doctor, lawyer, and a chef are trapped in a rowboat together. A small island can be seen in the distance but to get to it, someone would have to swim through shark-infested waters.

So, without saying a word, the lawyer jumps in the water in swims for shore. Surprised, the chef asks, "why did the sharks move out of the lawyers way?"

The doctor replied, "professional courtesy".