Good Morning!

I agree. Especially since I've lived on the streets and called a shopping cart my mobile home. I was happy to have it and not have to carry my stuff all over. And now having a roof over my head, food in my gut and my family close by: mmm mmm mmm

Oh, and if you think I'm revealing personal info, I'm just being honest and straight forward. You can't hold that against me.

More Good stuff again today!!! Thank you Smiless

Black and strong for me thank you.

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "*****cat."

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pu**y doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.


Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

HAPPY BIRTH DAY!

Thank you Smiless as usual.....

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

'Tony, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes ma'm. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Nancy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.'

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the f... Away from Aunt Nancy when she's drinking!

My thoughts and prayers and with you and yours.

Wow Kojack how sad. My thoughts and prayers are with you and yours and just remember....No matter how painful these things are for us here...things for Grandma are no longer difficult....she is with God.

Attending 4 Soccer tournaments myself. Just remember LastMan whatever it is you may do...... JUST HAVE FUN

Thank you Smiless as usual.....

OMG!!! IT NEEDS ALITTLE BIT OF SUN BUT YOU LOOK GOOD EITHER WAY

OK YOU WIN, THINK I WOULD HIRE SOMEONE BEFORE THEN!!!! I FEEL BAD FOR YA BABES

10 months is a piece of cake It's been 14 for me!! My first thought was... "cob webs"!!!

Aren't you always horny??? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! or was that yesterday??