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Thu 08/20/09 01:22 AM




I'm sitting here naked btw lol. I got some hair removal cream and I'm using it downstairs, just thought I'd share this... she won't go down if there's a jungle down there haha rofl see i got no shame
Nair Nuts!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


In 3 minutes I can wipe the cream off and I'm smooth as a baby butt
Does that stuff really work????huh laugh laugh


Wow yes it works!!!! lol chunks of my hair came off and it didn't even hurt or burn yay... Smooth I like this

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Thu 08/20/09 01:19 AM


I'm sitting here naked btw lol. I got some hair removal cream and I'm using it downstairs, just thought I'd share this... she won't go down if there's a jungle down there haha rofl see i got no shame


umm, sometimes shame is a good thing....just sayin'


Eh I know but I need to do this

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Thu 08/20/09 01:19 AM





Ok here is what you do.......

I can see the problem from here. Your all over this chick. She just wants to push you away..........slaphead

Step 1: Do not touch her in any way, shape or form for 3 days.

By day 3, she is gonna wonder wtf is wrong........and ATTACK YOU!!!!devil


You can pay me by cash, cheque, mastercard, american express or paypal btw!!bigsmile


good plandrinker
oh ya.........1-800-gypsyknows!!!laugh drinker


Well if it works I'll try and let you know somehow. and then you'd have a skilled bartender in cali if you ever need one and you happen to be out here :laughing:
Im going to be in cali next month more than likely!!!laugh drinker


It's too hot out here with me if you come down I think lava would flow out of the cracks out here ;)

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Thu 08/20/09 01:18 AM


I'm sitting here naked btw lol. I got some hair removal cream and I'm using it downstairs, just thought I'd share this... she won't go down if there's a jungle down there haha rofl see i got no shame
Nair Nuts!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


In 3 minutes I can wipe the cream off and I'm smooth as a baby butt

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Thu 08/20/09 01:17 AM



Ok here is what you do.......

I can see the problem from here. Your all over this chick. She just wants to push you away..........slaphead

Step 1: Do not touch her in any way, shape or form for 3 days.

By day 3, she is gonna wonder wtf is wrong........and ATTACK YOU!!!!devil


You can pay me by cash, cheque, mastercard, american express or paypal btw!!bigsmile


good plandrinker
oh ya.........1-800-gypsyknows!!!laugh drinker


Well if it works I'll try and let you know somehow. and then you'd have a skilled bartender in cali if you ever need one and you happen to be out here :laughing:

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Thu 08/20/09 01:15 AM
I'm sitting here naked btw lol. I got some hair removal cream and I'm using it downstairs, just thought I'd share this... she won't go down if there's a jungle down there haha rofl see i got no shame

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Thu 08/20/09 01:13 AM

Ok here is what you do.......

I can see the problem from here. Your all over this chick. She just wants to push you away..........slaphead

Step 1: Do not touch her in any way, shape or form for 3 days.

By day 3, she is gonna wonder wtf is wrong........and ATTACK YOU!!!!devil


You can pay me by cash, cheque, mastercard, american express or paypal btw!!bigsmile


Hmmm I might try that, that could work. Id like her to attack me :angel:

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Thu 08/20/09 01:11 AM






Or maybe your a GROPER!!!scared


ah i remember being groped....yawn


I do grope sometimes, you don't like being groped by a handsome guy?


they weren't handsome.:tongue:


Well I'm far from ugly I'd do it tongue2 but I'm also taken and very loyal slaphead but a tease


awwww, i just missed outlaugh :tongue:


Kinda far too, that might've played a roll... too many useless states between cali and west virginia

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Thu 08/20/09 01:07 AM




Or maybe your a GROPER!!!scared


ah i remember being groped....yawn


I do grope sometimes, you don't like being groped by a handsome guy?
Uh oh............kling on syndrome!!!!noway scared


Naw I don't think I'm a clingy guy, that could be annoying.

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Thu 08/20/09 01:06 AM




Or maybe your a GROPER!!!scared


ah i remember being groped....yawn


I do grope sometimes, you don't like being groped by a handsome guy?


they weren't handsome.:tongue:


Well I'm far from ugly I'd do it tongue2 but I'm also taken and very loyal slaphead but a tease

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Thu 08/20/09 01:03 AM


Or maybe your a GROPER!!!scared


ah i remember being groped....yawn


I do grope sometimes, you don't like being groped by a handsome guy?

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Thu 08/20/09 01:01 AM





Red flag, if she is not affectionate within a month, move on. She may be jaded in some way. It won't change until her sexual peak around 36. Non-affectionate people are often not confident in themselves and this will reflect in more ways down the line as you get to know her. Non-affectionate people do not couple well with affectionate people. Voice your needs and if she doesn't improve, move on to a more affectionate girl who fits your neeeds, better. Best of luck.

I've asked her if it bugs her if I'm affectionate towards her, she says she doesn't mind it, is that a good sign?



























maybe she's a taker and not a giver?


Maybe I haven't known her long enough. So far I've been the only one giving her foreplay, she wants to return the favor but haven't had the right chance yet.


LOL, then let her have a chance.:tongue:


She likes my tongue ;) but yeah I'm waiting for mine and she will give it to me, we're planning a disneyland trip so I'm sure we'll do lots at the hotel there.

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Thu 08/20/09 12:57 AM



Red flag, if she is not affectionate within a month, move on. She may be jaded in some way. It won't change until her sexual peak around 36. Non-affectionate people are often not confident in themselves and this will reflect in more ways down the line as you get to know her. Non-affectionate people do not couple well with affectionate people. Voice your needs and if she doesn't improve, move on to a more affectionate girl who fits your neeeds, better. Best of luck.

I've asked her if it bugs her if I'm affectionate towards her, she says she doesn't mind it, is that a good sign?



























maybe she's a taker and not a giver?


Maybe I haven't known her long enough. So far I've been the only one giving her foreplay, she wants to return the favor but haven't had the right chance yet.

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Thu 08/20/09 12:54 AM

Maybe if you touch her too much it will mess up her hair.......


She likes it when I mess up her hair.

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Thu 08/20/09 12:51 AM

Red flag, if she is not affectionate within a month, move on. She may be jaded in some way. It won't change until her sexual peak around 36. Non-affectionate people are often not confident in themselves and this will reflect in more ways down the line as you get to know her. Non-affectionate people do not couple well with affectionate people. Voice your needs and if she doesn't improve, move on to a more affectionate girl who fits your neeeds, better. Best of luck.

I've asked her if it bugs her if I'm affectionate towards her, she says she doesn't mind it, is that a good sign?

























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Thu 08/20/09 12:40 AM



I told him to leave my blush on!!!noway laugh noway


Sloppy kissing huh? tongue2
I think I dated Gene Simmons!!!shocked :tongue: laugh


I don't lick faces... the way I kiss is I move in and kiss softly at first with my hand on her neck or the back of her head and my kissing gets more intense with more time but my tongue stays in her mouth.

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Thu 08/20/09 12:37 AM

I told him to leave my blush on!!!noway laugh noway


Sloppy kissing huh? tongue2

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Thu 08/20/09 12:32 AM



Affection is only important to those who have been acclimated toward such emotions.

I grew up in a rather affectionless (not to mention dysfunctional) household, and -as a result- I tend not to show very much in the way of such. So showing or receiving affection in any shape essentially means nothing to me.


She did get beat as a kid, that might have a big role in it huh?


It could, but it could also have to do with any emotional abuse or trauma that may have happened in her childhood. Heck- just seeing the parents bicker and argue about stuff would be enough to make someone hardened like that.

You're just gonna have to ask her and try to get to the bottom of things. You'll probably even need to take her in some for counseling.


We've only known each other for 2 weeks, I don't think I should be probing her mind just yet and counseling might be way down the line from now if I do try that

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Thu 08/20/09 12:30 AM

Maybe she just isn't comfortable caring on in public with a married man. Your wife catches her letting you love up on her she is likely to get hurt and she knows it.


I'm seperated and the divorce is underway and my girlfriend knows about that.

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Thu 08/20/09 12:28 AM

Affection is only important to those who have been acclimated toward such emotions.

I grew up in a rather affectionless (not to mention dysfunctional) household, and -as a result- I tend not to show very much in the way of such. So showing or receiving affection in any shape essentially means nothing to me.


She did get beat as a kid, that might have a big role in it huh?