Just a quick question for all you gat fans.

Is it worthwhile getting the headstock of an Ibanez acoustic fixed?? And will the quality of the sound be affected by doing so?

No wurries mate!....flip yer coin on the end of the table. Well hey!...you may own this here establishment, but the snooker table doesn't pay for itself ya know ;-)

Pardon me. Being that the ball release mechanism is malfunctioning, I am the keeper of the game balls at the present time. So, if you want to be snookered ...err... if you want to play Snooker, then give me your game money.

Yes well...chalk that up to a misplaced speaker. I can hardly be held responsible for that now can i? *blink blink*

Are you familiar with the game of snooker G?...i became fascinated with the game when i watched an Australian champ snooker player at one of the local RSL's over here...an RSL is a Returned Servicemans Leagues Club specifically for the welfare of ex servicemen which was first established post first world war. There are many of them throughout Australia & New Zealand these days where one can go and relax over a meal whilst enjoying a cold one...or 2. The profits from these establishments go toward helping veterans and their families. And yes....you'd be quite right in thinking that they are very well looked after. Anyhoo....i happened to be at one such venue when Eddie Charlton who was said Australian champ was challenged by another local champion. Ha!...the game is like chess...but with balls! Complete with non display of emotion from both players...who were notably knocking back the ales. The precision and skill that was shown that night had me duly hooked on the game. Oversize pool table that makes a ball sitting against the cushion look like a pee wee marble down the other end of the table....are you sure you can see that far G? Welllll...as tomorrows sun anyhoo ;-)

Shux...i like a well weighted and balanced cue...keeps ones wrist supple when shadowing a taiaha. You've twirled batons haven't you G?

Your shot btw :-)

Michael?

Zee, do you have a cot in the back on which this gent can sleep it off?

Uh, Zee, I think that it's time to cut off this guy's drinks. Apparently, he's had one too many.

Red Bull gives ya wings doncha know? ;-)

Ya might wanna twist one up Zee...i do believe i feel a game coming on...

Rack or break G?...and what are we playing for? :-)

Btw...if'n ya hit the quote button on this here post...you'll see how to make yer coin stick the next time you spin one up from the tube. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCikYIZfxxk

alRIGHTY folks.. I feel a lil USELESS INFORMATIONal post comin on..


A Barnacle Has The Largest Penis Of Any Other Animal In Relation To Its Size. (WHOA.. like I really needed to know THAT? )

A Blind Chameleon Still Changes Colors To Match His Environment. (how do they know it's blind I wonder..hmmm?)

A Camel's Backbone Is Just As Straight As A Horse's. (really? I thought it had one hump or two?)

A Castrated Male Reindeer Is Called A Bull.(bet you it was mad as one when they cut it off )

A Chameleon's Tongue Is Twice The Length Of Its Body.(what did they DO to that poor chameleon.. )

A Crocodiles Mouth Is Attached To The Roof Of Its Mouth.

A Deer Cannot Eat Hay. (how useless is THIS huh )

A Donkey Will Sink In Quicksand But A Mule Won't. huh

A Dragonfly Has A Lifespan Of 24 Hours. (THATS a lie.. as a kid I nursed one with a broken wing one summer and it lived for almost 2 days..)

A Duck Has Three Eyelids. (wonder how they sleep.. )

A Female Swine, Or A Sow, Will Always Have An Even Number Of Teats Or Nipples, Usually Twelve. (although sometimes less.. so do dogs, cats and several other animals I know of.. and the point here is???? yup.. useless )

A Group Of Finches Is Called A Charm. (how charming.. )

A Group Of Frogs Is Called An Army. it's an inVASION.. I have several battalions in my back yard..

A Group Of Geese On The Ground Is Called A Gaggle, A Group Of Geese In The Air Is A Skein. m'kay...

A Group Of Goats Is Called A Trip. (not the kind I'M used to )

A Group Of Hares Is Called A Husk. (I thought that was what covered an ear of corn...)

A Group Of Kangaroos Is Called A Mob. (OM GAWD.. I'm gonna get MOBBED in OZ )

A Group Of Owls Is Called A Parliament. (not in CANADA it ain't )

A Group Of Rhinos Are Called A Crash. (geeze.. wonder why huh )

A Group Of Toads Is Called A Knot. (ha ha.. towed the knot )

A Hedgehog's Heart Beats 300 Times A Minute On Average. (wonder what the leading cause of death is... )

A Hippo Can Open Its Mouth Wide Enough To Fit A Four Foot Tall Child Inside. (good to know.. ya never know when ya may need a cheap baby-sitter )

A Large Swarm Of Locusts Can Eat 80,000 Tons Of Corn In A Day. (no WONDER they're considered a plague)

A Male Chimpanzee Is 5 Times Hornier Than The Average Human Male.

A Mole Can Dig Over 250 Feet Of Tunnel In A Single Night. (funny.. above ground they're pretty slow )

A Pig Always Sleeps On Its Right Side. (THATS why I always ended up on the left... )

A Rat Can Last Longer Without Water Than A Camel. (wonder where rats keep THEIR water.. at least a camel has cargo space for it..)

A Rhinoceros' Horn Is Made Of Compacted Hair. (gross)

A Rodents Teeth Never Stop Growing. They Are Worn Down By The Animal's Constant Gnawing On Bark, Leaves, And Other Vegetables. (here FANG)

A Single Sheeps Fleece Might Well Contain As Many As 26 Million Fibres. (wonder what would happen if a sheep was allergic to wool.. )

A Snail Can Have 25,000 Teeth. (WHERE? )

A Snail Takes 33 Hours To Crawl One Mile. (must be because of all those teeth he has to lug along)

A Snake Has No Ears. But Its Tongue Is Extremely Sensitive To Sound Vibrations. By Flicking Its Tongue, A Snake Can Pick Up Sound Waves-So A Snake 'Hears With His Tongue...Sort Of! (Isssssssssss Cansssssssss Hearsssssssss yousssssssss )

A Species Of Earthworm In Australia Grows Up To 10 Feet In Length. K.. I do NOT wanna meet one of THESE.. okay?

hahaha...not if she feeds them to you ;-)