...................I hate that you don't pick it for me.

.............You think that you've washed your work clothes only to find that they are still in the washer 5 minutes before your shift starts.

(don't worry I'm calm now)

.........You have a booger hanging out of your nose and your so called friend doesn't even tell you about it until the end of the day.

Thanks Pup...

We're moving off island so no use in trading it in Tootz..Although i ran i passed the ball and chain and he said that it wouldn't make too much sense to do it that way considering we'd have to pay an additional 2000 to ship it back to mainland...

SMH

FML

And any other acronym that may suit my feelings right now.

My fam disgusts me...

Not to get too personal but i mean...it seems like they are all friggin worthless losers that are perpetually broke and depressed. Yes..depression runs in my fam along with anger issues. Yay for genetics. I mean yes there are a lot of things (mental issues) that sometimes make life a lot more difficult but come on?! I'm sooooo tired of listening to how thats an excuse not to work, to sleep all day, to raise your children without a concept of how the REAL world works, to live the ghetto fab life...i mean cheezuz! Give me a got damned break already! It seems like its always the same friggin problems that they never drag themselves out of. Now...Before i "offend" anyone...you have to understand that i have a lot of experience (as well as personal) with mental disabilities, i.e. depression, anger issues, etc ... Trust me...I know what the symptoms of all those things are, i know what meds can do as well....but if you don't want to wallow in your sorrow forever you have to make an attempt to make it better! FRICK!

I'm just so disappointed and disgusted with ALL of them right now...

This ones in jail...that ones an alcoholic...this one is almost 50 and has had literally 2 jobs in their lifetime (and i don't mean they stuck with one place and retired i mean the jobs they had lasted for only a month each and they haven't worked since) .. that same ones always having money issues go friggin figure..this ones allowing their UNDERAGE kid to drop out of school cause apparently its too much to deal with...

AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!



FMFL

Only when needed...

I have a sign in it...try to park it on a busy street when i can. I've posted on craigslist 9 billion times...texted friends to let me know if they have anyone interested.

The inquiries i get are sort of insulting....

"Hello, will you take $4000"

"No *****..how bout you rent a bicycle since obviously you can't afford my vehicle that I am selling below what its valued at already"

Pffft....

Ooooook?!

The car hasn't sold you...a few inquire but what the hell?!

What else can i do?

This passed weekend I apparently felt the need to have an 'epic drinking session'

Now let's define these epicisms..I hardly use the word simply because I'm the rebellious type and I hate to jump on the band wagon. When things are 'in style' they are only cool once everyone has dispersed from the band wagon...however..I'm going to explain to you how my weekend was in fact 'epic'

Normally when I am having a tiff with my ball and chain I try to creatively make him suffer which most men will agree that simply leaving is not really a punishment, but, since he wanted to go out then proceeded to pass out on the couch I decided I would go out without him...so I had a couple drinks poolside which led to a hop and skip to my bar where I met one of my friends. Drinks galore...:what better way to simmer down with a nice cold cape cod or chilled sea breeze? There was definitely a lot of simmering...3 drinks later we decided to blow that taco stand (and not in a literal since but that would have been 'epic') bar number 2 provided a decent environment of both political and deep discussion....not to mention 2 more drinks and a shot. (OUCH) I honestly think I'm too old for shots. In the words of the great Swinger..I cheerfully announced this place is dead anyway...which led to bar number 3...Yardhouse is an amazing chain restaurant/beer paradise that graciously awards young men with testosterone in a yard long glass. Uh...what a world we live in. Which is where I commandeered 4 extra strangers...I thought..what better way to show these tourist a good time? BARTENDER!! Shots please?! 2 rounds (one me of course) and a long island later we shut the place down. Thus concluding our shenanigans.
......wait
Did I say concluding? You didn't think it was going to end quickly and painlessly? Bar number 4 is a lovely Irish pub filled with many awesome individuals....what's that you say? Shots again? Yes sir! More shots.....somehow managed to lose my prisoners (tourists that I commandeered) and my friend...so instead of looking I decided I would wait by the front door and sit next to the bouncer. Ah..the two of us were great together, this gigantic Hawaiian man and I...bouncing the **** out of people. I proceeded to check IDs..lending a hand is always good. At this point I can only assume that I was a hot mess since the next drink placed in my hand tasted very much like water...on the rocks..definitely shaken, not stirred. At some point my awesome ball and chain whom I once again loved decided that it would be a good time to escort me back home. 45 minutes later we made it home from the 2 block stretch. (yes I said 2 blocks which apparently = 45 minutes) i never was a how fast is the train traveling kinda gal but I guess when your traveling at the speed of a snail...staggering..can you imagine? A staggering snail..aaahhh..sorry. Anywho..making friends with strangers along the way I guess that could take a 2 block trip a little longer than anticipated. This much of the night I can only remember clips....such as threatening, and I stress THREATENING to piss my pants if my boyfriend didn't leave me alone. Granted a douche would have called me on it and dared me to do so since technically it would have been I who would pay the price. Somehow managing to get me home I then legitametly sat on the bed...and cried as a 2 year old would screaming I WANT MY MAMI!!! Which has NOW concluded my epic night with one last scream for my mami, slouching, and passing out.

Definition of epic = spending over $150 on drinks

cheers fellow AA members.

Can i borrow your gadget?

Show off...

So i didn't end up 'axin' my nose off last night.....however, i did punch myself in the face quite a few times which in fact aides in ceasing excessive sneezing.

Always gotta go bigger and better eh Pup..

Other sites...and surprisingly it doesn't. Thats what makes it even more ridiculous..they'll go throughout the process of signing up and even sometimes a step further at posting a pic.

This is literally the BEST if not funniest answer i've ever heard!

I know everyone reacts different in different situations...still cant and will never understand how someone could go on living it up while their child is missing or while they know that they are dead.

So i'm watching more of this and apparently they insinuated that Casey was in some sort of shock when finding her daughter had drown? Therefor she didn't call the police...

Wow...

I missed a lot on this case.

I just can't fathom someone not reporting their child missing for a month and in the meantime partying it up while she's missing. Not to mention someone looking up how to make chloroform at the home and then they find it in the car.....lets not forget the evidence in HER car. Idk...i think thats way more than enough for me. Either way she shoulda reported her missing at the very least...

Unfortunately your right....but i think she did it.

Craaaazy what people get away with..makes my heart hurt. Poor little girl..

I don't even know why I'm watching this ish..could be because i can't move to turn the channel right now.

I didn't realize there was so much more to this case? In her 911 call she stated that she didn't call the police 31 days earlier because she was trying to use 'other resources' to find her daughter? Holy ginger snaps...that biotch shoulda went to prison just for THAT alone!

I have the window open...can i substitute that for an air filter/purifier?


I just chuckled to myself because i know your looking that up right now Tootz.