Party is tomorrow... I guess we'll see who's cool and who's a square.. LoL

Hopefully people show up though...fingers crossed

I thought about boiling rabbits as the party favors...

Thanks y'all! He made me think i was a creeper at first...but now i feel good about it. I agree with you Tazz...People can live next to each other for years without little more than a nod to each other which is sad! I'm trying to change so i figured what better way than to change my antisocial ways

If you got a note on your door inviting you to a party at a new neighbors house would you think its creepy?

Sooo one of the guys we met in our apartment complexes said that he thinks my note makes me sound like a creeper? LoL I invited everyone on our floor as well as the apartment directly above and below us to a housewarming party to welcome myself to the neighborhood...i thought it was an awesome idea! Simply because people don't really WANT to meet their neighbors anymore and because it seems like there are a lot of people our age in the complex so....i mean if you got a note on your door that read a little something like this:

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Yes I'm throwing myself a housewarming party cause no one else will.

My boyfriend and i just moved in a couple of weeks ago and much to his dismay i'm ready to mingle..Actually not to sound like a creeper i just want to get to know my neighbors...those i am cohabitating with if thats even a word..Anyway if you enjoy horrible b movies come by...We'll have awesome poor people snacks (moving is expensive) and cheap beer...

Hope to see you this weekend

That was a summary of how the invite went...Now...Honestly if you got that taped to your door would you think odd?

Apple sauce has sugar in it?

Pfffft tehehehe

The Different Strokes song.

My boyfriend and i walking down the street..i say something smart..he playfully raises his fist at me not noticing the guy crossing the street watching.... I scream.......

"NO!! PLEASE!! DONT BEAT ME AGAIN!!! I'M SO SORRY!!"

I whisper to my man...

"Bet you didn't see that guy ya idiot"

"I'm Rick James *****!"

I happen to love James Cameron!! (the James Cameron that directed Aliens though...not Titanic eeww)

I hate it when even at dusk your face is still melting off because its 10000000 degrees outside...

Have i told you your a dork lately?

I'm not one of those that go overboard with it i just hit 26 and started to lose that awesome teenage "gusto" ... it made me unhappy with myself and how i look so i work out to try to physically and emotionally feel better. Thank you though! I think your right, the general perception of how a woman "should look" distorts our views of ourselves...ultimately leading to unhealthy choices. I wish every woman knew how beautiful she was...inside and out unfortunately not enough people tell us this.

Thank you for the motivation all....

I ran on the treadmill this morning until my butt cheeks fell off. Awkward...and odd.

I hate it when the movers damage your table and now you have to eat on the floor or in your lap because you have to wait for it to be repaired.

I hate it when shooting idiot drivers is illegal.

Good morning ladies and gentlemen!

I'm sure you've all missed me so much! Who wants to know how much unpacking and getting settled in a new place sucks balls? Just ask and i can tell you! On the upside..We have a cute little gym in our complex so i have been working out EVERYDAY! I'm sooo proud of myself..I've been going for almost 2 weeks working out for at least an hour a day...on top of trying to stay active and attempting to better my "eating habits" although i have noticed something about myself...Apparently when something is tasty i don't know when to stop? Like the other day we went to Olive Garden (yes i know not the healthiest choice but hear me out!) I had the unlimited soup and salad...annnnnnnd i literally ate until i felt my stomach expand.. I looked about 8 mos preg and it hurt to walk. I waddled out of there moaning and crying about how someone should just end it for me right then....But it made me realize that when i enjoy whatever it is that I'm eating i don't know when to stop. ..hence the running joke about taco night being some sort of massacre on ground beef. You don't want to see me on taco night...trust me. Its nasty. Anyway...I guess the moral of this post is for y'all to cheer me on! Be my support so i don't get discouraged and stop, as well as some good advice on how to control your eating habits....

I'm off to work out! Cheers suckas!

I hate it when thieves aren't punished by having their hands cut off.

High!

....play babaleu on Pamela Anderson's jugs.

Just short of driving it off a cliff on literally the last day we were in Hawaii I was able to sell it for much less than I wanted but I got rid of it luckily.