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Wed 08/13/08 08:48 PM
the little ones are cute..but they can be even more tempermental then the larger breeds..
with a larger dog,you know where you stand..they have one master and thats all.


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Wed 08/13/08 08:43 PM
miss p...perhaps you can convince your son to leave the dog behind when he leaves.
besides,if by some chance he's moving into an apatement building..theres a great chance that he wont be allowed to have pets there with him anyways.

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Wed 08/13/08 08:40 PM
i swear,some breeds of dogs are so intuitive that they are almost human.
perhaps in its own way,your surviving friend wanted a last chance to say goodbye as well..
its uncanny sometimes.

you know,i have never felt so close it seems to anyone in my life as i had had been with copine.
i felt,many years ago that the house that my father built for her was not sufficently large enough for her.
i mean she had the look of a german sheppard..but the stature of an irish wolfhound.
and as dog lovers know,they are the largest breeds of dogs in the world.
so there i was at the age of ten,spending my hours after school building her the largest goghouse anyone has ever seen.
many nights i spent inside there with her,right by her side..
and being from pincourt where there was nothing but forrest everywhere,she would come along with me on those weekends where i camped..without fear..it was impossible to fear anything with such a monster next to you.

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Wed 08/13/08 08:20 PM
i love to hear about people's love for their dogs.
you may have noticed a tattoo on my left shoulder in my pics..that tattoo is of my german sheppard-irish wolf hound mix.
copine..(french for friend)
when she died i placed her on my shoulder so that she's live on forever.
i hope that your little friend will be all right hunt.
and im glad that your friend was saved miss p.
heartfelt dog lovers.

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Wed 08/13/08 08:15 PM
im affraid i dont know what parvo is...
does it hold the same symptoms as what your pup has.

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Wed 08/13/08 08:09 PM
oh hey..in that case hunter,i wouldnt worry.
a dogs digestive system is so powerful that their enzymes can break down almost anything..of course in a puppy i dont know if its as strong as a full grown male..if she does feel ill in the morning then yeah just to be on the safe side take her to the vets..
but what wont digest will expell from either end.

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Wed 08/13/08 08:05 PM
thanks miss p...
i have missed the gabbings..the sometimes words of repressed anger flailing abouts..
the coming on top as winner of the GIVING MISS P THE BEST COMPLIMENTS competitions.etcetc.

by the way that one about the rusted spoons wasnt to over the top was it.lol

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Wed 08/13/08 07:58 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Wed 08/13/08 08:00 PM
very welcome miss p..opayias going to come back and join me after the gymnastics are finished,so this means that i wont be allowed to cover you with compliments where men self-mutilate themselves over your beauty.(if confused refer to previous page..and holler eeewwwwwww.lol

hello miss fade..i rememebr that i used to call you..the lady that time forgot to visit,well its even more true now.
how are you...
hunt..maybe the little pup has worms..

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Wed 08/13/08 07:47 PM
i used to be a dope dealer on sesame street..
but my partner m.r snuffelupaguest kept on snorting up all my profits.
so now i do the next best thing.
im a machinest working for my old man's tool and die company.

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Wed 08/13/08 07:30 PM
oooooo..i missed something here..
i sense that there is a stick-faced biotch around town,who makes women want to claw their own eyes off..hmmmm.
im sure that this would make for interesting reading if i knew where to look.

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Wed 08/13/08 07:24 PM
Edited by kolhauszer on Wed 08/13/08 07:25 PM
thanks hunt..
even death has a way to make people apreciate life all the more it seems.
as i mentioned in the past..my father was always more pre-occupied with his conglomerancy rather then his family..but there was some nice conversations too..not many,but nice.
i thank you for opayia as well.
its the most..different relationship i have ever had.
she comes from an extremely SERIOUS familylife..miss p advised me that the japoneese people are like that.her father is almost like a tibetian monk of seriousness..no one talks at all durring suppertimes..etc.
but she sure is beautiful.
...
really izzy..you mean that jt doesnt hang around much anymore..
i remember many conversations that the 2 of us had.
always filled with happy putdowns and comedy.
my guess is that the same thing happened to him too.
he found his sugerbug.but at least h still pops in from time to time i guess.
and thanks for the welcoming me back as well..cherish the ones you love

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Wed 08/13/08 07:10 PM
izzy..now how can anyman forget about you..
i still have all those email pixs that you sent to me..you cladded in lycra and brandishing those array of whips and...oops my bad..that was jt in a wig.

no really..i remember everyone here who took the time to talk with me,and treated me like a friend.

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Wed 08/13/08 07:07 PM
the man they call hunter..
many things have happened since i came on board last..
the death of my father..
a new life with opayia.
the most beautiful hawaiian-japaneese girl in the world.
(hence the exotic name)
the world is an evolution of revolutions my friend..
it turns clockwise-but sometimes can give you a kick in the face when its on its axis..
but whats been going on with you.
yes friend..miss p is a remarkable catch for any man,intelligent enough to realize what a real woman is.


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Wed 08/13/08 06:52 PM
heyhey..all you incorrigable trogglodinians ..who's gives a dirty depends if i got the words spelled right..lets see anyone do better.
my sweet sugerbug and i are tired of watching beach vollyball on the olympics so we came on board for a little while.
yes its been a while since i amazed all you with my extraordinary intellectuality and groin-grabbingly humerous comedy.
but im here for a little while..

hey hunter..jt..miss madam..and the rest of you happy people.
and...wait,i'll send opayia to get me another beer..ok she's gone...

and a extreme heartfelt bonjournies to the to the ever beautiful..a woman who anyman would amputate his bottom left with a rusted and jagged spoon,just for a chance at a wink from....miss princess.

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Sat 08/09/08 01:14 PM
well here's mine.

i joined jsh more then a few months back..made lots of nice friends.
but the whole plan was to meet someone in my own city.
i met wonderful ladies from argentina to california and many places in between.

until one day miss opayia gave me a call.
that was two months ago and we're now living together.

so yes people can find happiness here on jsh.
which is why i left jsh to begin with,because the mission was complete..but today i wanted to take a look around again,and see if the people that i used to speak to are still around.

im sad to say that most of them left,but thats probably because they found their others on here too.

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Sat 08/09/08 01:07 PM
TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY..
you never know when the reaper will knock you around.

not to long ago i was working for a company that installs industrial racking systems,and many times we'd be real high off the ground.im talking stories high.
in the 7 years that i have been doing this i saw three men fall to their deaths,and even myself i have had a 150 pound support beam fall 6 inches from my head..

what kills people the most i'd have to say,from experience..
is a lack of attention to what youre doing at the time..driving..walking across the street..you name it.

death is everywhere.
i mean to die of a sickness or old age..is life..
to die because of stupidity.caused by either yourself or someone else is really what is responsible for most deaths in this world.

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Sat 08/09/08 12:44 PM
well..
thats what i have learned from this sight...a heeeeeeeeell of a long time ago..lol

people are not afraid to say what they feel and sometimes to knock people down a few pegs when they feel they need to.
yes it was obvious that buddy with the tats was goofing around,and

the ladies went for that take no prisoners stance,
makes for good reading.

hell there was once when a friend of mine's daughter came on the rate me section,and she was as explosive as 20 sticks of tnt,with nitro mixed in for good measure,i mean she was very beautiful.
but..the people ranked on her for being in this section.
now i know that this isnt the case here,but,people sometimes have to watch what they say..or they will get a screenful.

by the way miss sillygirl.good couple of ranks there..
kaaa chingching

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Sat 08/09/08 11:10 AM
Edited by kolhauszer on Sat 08/09/08 11:11 AM

Rectal thermometer tester


very true...
i doubt that i would want to taste one either..ewwwwww
strange job,,well the one i had for many years was strange,seeing that i dont do it anymore and had time to reflect on it for some time now.

i was part of a crew that would travel all through canada and install racking systems in companies and warehouses.
many times we would be so high off the ground when we would install support beams and racks.

in the many years that i had been doing this i witnessed three men fall to their deaths,and i once had a 150 pound beam fall 6 inches from my head.
i decided that there was many other ways to make a living.

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Sat 08/09/08 10:58 AM
but i guess what i wouldnt do for money is be a payed hitman or something.
i know that these guys exist and everything but to be responsible for making a wife a widow,and children fatherless is not for me..

of course i have a different opinion conserning a man who hurts his wife and children.

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Sat 08/09/08 10:54 AM
are you kidding...
selling a soul to lucifer would be cool.
i would specify that i would like superhuman strenght,in exchance for my soul,,and also a tool the size of the late great john c holmes.
and spend my days stealing millions from banks and whereevers.

i was kidding about the tool tho.

i remember once when holmes and myself were doing a on-camera threesome many years ago..
when he noticed my member he yelled out...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT..
and thats when he left the adult entertainment industry and became a mormon..
really..im not lying.

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