There once was woman from Sydney,
Who used to take it up to the kidney.
Then a man from Qubec,
Stuck it up to her neck.
Now he had a big 1 now didn't he.



There once was a priest named Keith,
Who circumsised men with his teeth.
It wasn't for lesuire,
Or sexual pleasure,
It was to get at the cheese underneath.

Whats the point in smoking a joint,
It simply isn't rite.
The seeds go crack and fall in your lap,
and set your pants alight.

I see no reason at all 4 you to leave. if you like coming on here and chatting than thats all that really matters i think.

Morning every1. well its nite here but it sounds like mornin to every1 else. whats on the cards 4 today??

Little johnny is sitting in the gutter with a bottle of metho when a priest walks up to him and says " now little boy what are you doing with that bottle metho, why dont you swap me that for a bottle of holy water."

Little johnny replies " whats so special about that holy water?"
The priest says " well if you rub this water on a lady's stomach who's giving birth, it'll help her pass the baby."

Little johnny says " well if you rub this metho on a cats arse it'll pass a V8."

lol..... i like that 1 debbie

Little johnny is sitting in the classroom 1 day when he jumps up and shouts " miss miss i need to have a piss "

The teacher looks at johnny and says " Now johnny if you need to go to the toilet the proper word is urinate, if you can use the word urinate in a sentance i'll let you go."

Little johnny sits there 4 a while thinking then finally replies " miss 'ur an eight' but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."

lol

Ive never trusted cats and this just goes to show why....lol

sorry all the blondes out there

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you??
Pull the pin out and throw it back!

What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye??
Artificial Intelligence!

How do you kill a blonde??
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool!

How do you no if a blondes bin using your computer??
There's white out on the screen!

How does a blonde kill a bird??
She throws it off a cliff!

How does a blonde kill a fish??
She drowns it!

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building who would hit the ground first??
The brunnete cause the blonde would stop and ask 4 directions!

God i think i have dementia i got them all wrong...... or does that just make me dumb

Thanks fellas!!

Hey all. Just joined this site. Just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas and a happy new year. Cant wait to get to no some of you. Peace.