What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you??
Pull the pin out and throw it back!

What does a blonde call a bottle of black hair dye??
Artificial Intelligence!

How do you kill a blonde??
Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool!

How do you no if a blondes bin using your computer??
There's white out on the screen!

How does a blonde kill a bird??
She throws it off a cliff!

How does a blonde kill a fish??
She drowns it!

If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building who would hit the ground first??
The brunnete cause the blonde would stop and ask 4 directions!

ooooooh you going to get some resposes to them hun lol im ducking now out of the fireing range

hey now

but okay

here's me being a good sport



Seriously though I'm tired of blondes giving bad names to us other blondes....but lol oh well

sorry all the blondes out there

Heeeeeeey! I always check myself in the mirror BEFORE I jump in the pool!

LOL uh uh...

lol

i got one...A blond phones the fire brigade and says her house is on fire. Fireman asks how do we get there?.... she replies.... helloooo!!!!! in the f@*%"ng RED LORRY !!...sorry couldnt resist

but

lol..... i like that 1 debbie