He left 3 kids behind, one of which he dangled off the balcony of a hotel. You know, you can think what you want, MJ was a nut case and a child molester, who just happened to be famous. The only difference between him and any other pedophile was that he had a theme park to lure them in.

Well I watched the Smurfs when I was a kid, so I did know all that. But that quote was from Donnie Darko.

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!ck?

From the most disturbing movie made.

And quiet, thanks for that, I'll store that in my vault of useless knowledge.

And knowing is half the battle.

Alice in wonder land yo!

What about an Ant-Eater?



Nevermind, not an insect.

Acer is your best bet for performance per dollar.

I'd go with whatever makes you happy, well, within reason. I lost 90 pounds 2 years ago, in about 11 months, due to a job change. And I don't eat as much and feel a bit better. But I'm one of those idiots that could careless what I look like, because I am who I am, no matter what I look like.

Actually I'm a dog lover, I was talking about for the owners.

I find a shot gun and an incinerator work pretty good.

How do you break an evening? I know a bad evening can break you, but hey, **** happens.

Check please!

Word! Adjective! Verb! Sentence!

I watch 2 episodes of Cash Cab tonight and missed 5 questions outta 7 sets of questions. But then again, I have a head full of useless information.

Glad someone else did that but me.

And, somewhat smart, when I wanna be.

Oh and because I is edumacated!

You can get a 55 gallon tank at petsmart for like 100 bucks, then either get a stand for 50 or go to home depot and make your own.

Yea 1 inch per gallon is the going rule. Most times if you go over that, some will die and if you don't notice right away, it'll kill off the whole tank, due to bacteria. Keep the filters clean and exchange 25% of the water each month and you'll be golden.

The truth is usually the most painful thing to hear.

BTW, real life friend? Is that opposed to your imaginary friends?