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3:00 a.m.
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I don't own one of those.... Cast iron frying pan works wonders, but the likelihood that you'll wake up in 3-4 hours is remote. |
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3:00 a.m.
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A rubber mallet shot to the temple works about 50% of the time.
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im beginning to think
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Sometimes I just wanna bite a guys shoulder.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm does he have to be gay for that??? That or dinner, I think. |
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im beginning to think
Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Could be worse, you could of said make friends with a lesbian that looks more like a dude than you last boyfriend.
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You know what I don't get???
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Yea, we've gotten here.
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You know what I don't get???
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Its jusy too often people dont have common sense, so unfortunately people first have to find out if the other is sane, has a sense of normalcy, common sense, etc.. I agree that "What are you looking for?" is a stupid on the spot question. What if someone is looking for something and you ask them "What are you looking for?". Is it stupid at that point too? |
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Neeeew n rdy2mingle!!!
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You know what I don't get???
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Asking important questions.... Oh the joys of dating. 1. Do you own/have more than 27 cats? 2. Is the a graveyard behind your house that contains anything but dead pets? 3. If you were a neurotic psycho with night terrors, would you tell me? 4. Does the shirt make me look frumpy? 1. no. 2. yes. 3. no. 4. yes. i heart you! 1. Sweet! 2. Ummm, what else is buried there? 3. Yea, but a neurotic psycho would say no too. 4. Damn you! |
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You know what I don't get???
Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Asking important questions.... Oh the joys of dating.
1. Do you own/have more than 27 cats? 2. Is there a graveyard behind your house that contains anything but dead pets? 3. If you were a neurotic psycho with night terrors, would you tell me? 4. Does the shirt make me look frumpy? |
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You know what I don't get???
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Here's a good one for ya: I used to have a pretty detailed profile on one of the other sites. So a guy messaged me and introduced himself. Nice. But in his second e-mail he goes for the "So what are you looking for?"-schtick. I told him that I thought I'd laid it out pretty clearly in my profile. So he goes "Yeah, but those are just words". I mean for crying out loud...you want me to put on a mime costume and act it out for you??? 
Would you charge me if you did have to put the mime outfit on? Mime's are hot! See, I've just learned something about you. You're looking for a hot mime!!! 
Yea, best thing about dating a mime is she never talks! Worst part is, when she needs you to understand something, she can never get the point across and ends up beating you to death with an invisible shovel. |
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You know what I don't get???
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AhhA! your soo rite! this cracked me up!! Who was right? |
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You know what I don't get???
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And do ya guys have to say you don't want a fat woman? Geesh, maybe fat women don't want an opinionated man... 
Hey, my mouth isn't fat, its big boned! |
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You know what I don't get???
Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Wed 07/15/09 07:22 PM
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Uh oh, we're not supposed to be childish on mingle? Wow, I think I missed the memo on that. Dude, you need to relax a bit. This site is for finding friends as well. And women are fickle, you can't just sweep em off their feet in a day, unless you pay the hourly rate. Well I've been on here since justsayhi and have yet to meet anyone in person, nor talk too seriously about dating. Consider this just another outlet, just like the bar, the proctologists office, and the abortion clinic. |
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You know what I don't get???
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Here's a good one for ya: I used to have a pretty detailed profile on one of the other sites. So a guy messaged me and introduced himself. Nice. But in his second e-mail he goes for the "So what are you looking for?"-schtick. I told him that I thought I'd laid it out pretty clearly in my profile. So he goes "Yeah, but those are just words". I mean for crying out loud...you want me to put on a mime costume and act it out for you???
Would you charge me if you did have to put the mime outfit on? Mime's are hot! |
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You know what I don't get???
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Uh oh, we're not supposed to be childish on mingle? Wow, I think I missed the memo on that. Dude, you need to relax a bit. This site is for finding friends as well. And women are fickle, you can't just sweep em off their feet in a day, unless you pay the hourly rate. |
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What I found funny about that story was the 15 dollar overdraft fee. Yea, like that fee really matter, next to that much cash in the negative.
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You know what I don't get???
Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Uh oh, we're not supposed to be childish on mingle? Wow, I think I missed the memo on that.
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How do u learn to trust
Edited by
Gumbyvs
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Wed 07/15/09 07:02 PM
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The saying, innocent til proven guilty usually works for me. But trusts issues are always hard to cope with at times.
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And just be yourself, cause trying to be someone else is just too damn annoying and silly.
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Well, you're not in front of them, so you can ask them anything you want in text form, without nerves.
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