hahahahahaha so u agree........she also gets the dogs.

ah well my first question would be r u drinking too much coffee or alcohol before going 2 sleep...stop and no exercising before retiring.

second question would be what is going on in your daylight hours that would affect your sleeping subconscious hours? what kind of stress r u under at work?

can you get some strenuous exercise to make you sleepy? mow the grass, walk one hour a day.

this sounds very serious. do you take sleep medication? for if you don't, surely after 5 days of sleeplessness, you become sleep deprived, and this is not good. consult your MD to find out what is right for you.

you could have sleep disorder of sorts.

u can bet the dog will take his bed and bone. wife takes the money, the kids, cars, and all the furniture, besides gets support.

thank u. yup i state the fax, but they took it as a hit. no no on this site.

hahahahahahahaha ur burned or what?

answer; well i was suspended u know for a while, so i must be very careful what i do and say from now on. hint hint.

ah thank you. for once, someone agrees, and doesn't want my head.
well i don't want my head either, but i am stuck with it.

and just what r u worried about ms. sk?
u will be back on the market in no time.

"i love you, but i am not in love with you".....another woman maybe caused this little scene?

well maybe they all should get back in the trunk.

no he will get into MY SPACE hahahaha

Dear Ms. SK:
What lovely pics on your site. And u got this dude figured out coming and going.

the best way to find a woman is in a supermarket they say cause she is looking in ur shopping cart to find out what u eat.

well my idea is that if u lock both of them in the trunk together, one, the dog gets out first cause he has to pee, wife gets out second, cause she is waiting for you to go get the dog, so she can get u good in the back with her knife, she is carrying in her hand.

where will u be sleeping tonight? why with the dog of course.

so u think ur pretty awesome. where did ju get this idea?

hahaha let the shenanigans begin? well, um this is a shark pit. no shenanigans here. just bites, real ones.

um "because of mental illness, and (not good dating material)?" i would definitely strike that information from your brain.

nobody's business if u have mental illness or psychiatric disorder. civil rights issue here.

it's okay to post u r jack the ripper, but don't state anything about your disabilities for your own protection. there are people that pray on disabled people.

going public in a bathing suit? how many of us would do that?

Buttons....where is that picture of that monument taken? Is that on the Columbia River? Those are beautiful pictures.

does anyone have any fitness tips for old people?

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or
the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"


CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he
could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get
your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today
you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. "You-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
You ARE on the other side."


AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then
she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
Screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."


KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was
knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL
OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said,
"We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"


IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled
the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you were
in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"


FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of
someone naming dogs like that?"

"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"