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Wed 02/11/09 10:18 PM

the rules of party with us...

drama is a must... gotta have one "chiuaua ex gf to an ex bf" yell txt at you!


steal all the lei's you can get around your neck..


call the bar maid(er) your soulmate!


duckwhen you think the chiuaua ex chickie is driving by..


and laugh when the bar maid(er) gives you.. (of all the people he sees in a day in the middle of downtown portland YOU!!) the "Crazy Look!"





OH I can more than do that.

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Wed 02/11/09 10:12 PM

But to come party with us, you have to be able to practice your duck and cover in case of drive by's


rofl


So when we yell you drop down the ground as fast as possible and cover your head!!!


ARe you ready????


I've lived in Dallas, Miami, Nashville, L.A., and New York. I've been in underground raves, fetish clubs, swingers clubs, and many others.

I'm more than ready.

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Wed 02/11/09 10:10 PM


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fire does not taste like cupcakes!
noway noway noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh
bet youd taste sweet if i licked ya! oops did i say that out loud?! :embarressed:


Can I watch?!?!?!?

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Wed 02/11/09 10:07 PM



<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
fire does not taste like cupcakes!
noway noway noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh


Depends on if you set a cupcake on fire, or spread a cupcake on fire........
slaphead look at the pict silly.. im licking her.. she doesnt taste like cupcake!
slaphead


did ya spead the cupcake on her first?

however, I'm kinda sad I missed that night......bigsmile

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Wed 02/11/09 10:04 PM

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
fire does not taste like cupcakes!
noway noway noway noway noway laugh laugh laugh


Depends on if you set a cupcake on fire, or spread a cupcake on fire........

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Wed 02/11/09 10:02 PM

my co workers bday is tomm & she requested a v-day candy party so we are going to get silly on chocolate & shes giving me a massage the hr before my shift starts! shes awesome! and shes makin cupcakes & bringing them!


Hell Yeah! that sounds great!!

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Wed 02/11/09 10:00 PM



now i want a cupcake.. uugghh.. and im not hungry!
i think its sleepy hunger..



I want a ho ho. but not the pastery kind.......devil
i live in the right town for that. lol



Maybe I do need to come visit.......bigsmile smokin devil drinks :banana:

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Wed 02/11/09 09:59 PM

so.. if i lick you do you taste like a cupcake?!



if she has 12 kids in her class.. and i have 15 cupcakes.. i can eat one right?!
huh


Hell Yeah!!

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Wed 02/11/09 09:59 PM

I have shower bath stuff that I just used so I smell like a cupcake, does that help any? laugh



Hmmmmm, is it bad when you start to get tempted to lick your own arm because you wanna cupcake and it smells like one...one of life's very ponderable questions bigsmile


Just don't chew it off, you might need it later.....

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Wed 02/11/09 09:56 PM

now i want a cupcake.. uugghh.. and im not hungry!
i think its sleepy hunger..



I want a ho ho. but not the pastery kind.......devil

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Wed 02/11/09 09:53 PM

"hearty" had to sit on the toilet so she could keep an eye on brooke while she was in the bath..



rofl

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Wed 02/11/09 09:52 PM

i try & help when i can drifters :laughing: izzies mom had to negotiate with her daughter to get the bear out of her arms because she had to take a bath & bear couldnt go with her :laughing:



rofl

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Wed 02/11/09 09:45 PM






:banana: izzie i wanna come visit you sometime...your kids would freak to meet the mail fairy :banana:


Mail Fairy?
she sent my 4 yr old a present for her broken arm.. and the banana bread and cookies... and my 4 yr old now calls her the mail fairy..



LOL.....Cute.
iz tell him about brooke explaining to the others
my 8 yr old came home from school and asked where the bear had come from.. she said the mail fairy had given it to her and told her she had to share the bread too.. but only if they were nice to her!! cuz that was what the fairy had said!



rofl Thats cute.

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Wed 02/11/09 09:40 PM



rofl Party at Izz's, we'll double the population of the town when we all come visit


LOL From 5 to 10?
HEY!! be nice!!
sadly i could fit everyone in my house too tho. lol..


my moms bringing cupcakes over!!
ill brb..



rofl

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Wed 02/11/09 09:39 PM

rofl Party at Izz's, we'll double the population of the town when we all come visit


LOL From 5 to 10?

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Wed 02/11/09 09:37 PM



:banana: izzie i wanna come visit you sometime...your kids would freak to meet the mail fairy :banana:


Mail Fairy?
she sent my 4 yr old a present for her broken arm.. and the banana bread and cookies... and my 4 yr old now calls her the mail fairy..



LOL.....Cute.

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Wed 02/11/09 09:36 PM

rofl


Kinky!!!! Not onlya midget but a freaky Oompa Loompa Midget!!!!


I'm into anything Kinky and Freaky.

The issue is that its only kinky once.

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Wed 02/11/09 09:34 PM

:banana: izzie i wanna come visit you sometime...your kids would freak to meet the mail fairy :banana:


Mail Fairy?

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Wed 02/11/09 09:33 PM

Wedding is May 16th, and techincally I"m best friends witht he Groom, but the whole tradition thing he was one of the groomsmen in my wedding, and now I get to be a bridesmaid in his

Damn it I'd have much rather worn the Tux no stupid Bow Butt!!!


And Drifter if you'd rather we'll track down a female one for ya, it's rumored that they hang out at the Tiki Lounge bigsmile


If its female I'm down. Hell you might play hell getting me to stop........bigsmile

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Wed 02/11/09 09:28 PM




I don't wanna lick one to find out, you do it and lemme know -k-?


bigsmile
its been officaly added to my "to do" list!
teeheehee..
next time we are at a tiki hut we must find an umpaloompa!!!



What are we Licking!?!?!? I'm game!!!!



Will you lick an OOmpa Loompa for me and tell me if it taste like grape soda?


AAAAAAAAA....... Is it a female OOmpa Loompa?