Hi Leigh Kennerly, welcome! Kinda new myself but glad to see you here! Hope you enjoy yourself.

Chevy should have named my truck Cantgo, but they were right Cargo, Truckwont.

Doylestown?

All red heads are beautiful and dont have to be told. Just by vertue of having red hair they are the best. Didnt you know that?

soufiehere
A beautiful blonde too! Im always trying out my new stuff on people in forums that Im in and I had to try this one out. I do stand up at a local club and the best material comes from the way people respond to my post.

Metalwing, Does it ever bother you when girls call you a pig?

Lol, Im ok without a sandwich, but Vivian could just wink now and then. Id be ok!

At 61, Im wondering if its odd for one of my testicles to be much larger then the other two?

Im still ready, I spent 4 years in the US army 1969 to 1973 and 30 years in the Israeli army 1976 to 2006. If I had it to do over again, Id do it over again.

A tire pump, can of spray paint, cloths pins, tweezers and a box of condoms.

And there was that famous Mormon leader, Brigham Young. He changed the spelling of his name from Bring'em Younger.

Kiss (blush) kiss (blush)

benefits are good

Movies Winning Two or More Oscars:

1. Lawrence of Arabia

2. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

3. Dr. Zhivago

Wux, re: what I did for sex all of these years? I wont say that there has been no sex in my life, however there has been no serious relationship. I dont just hop in the sack with anyone, but Im not a prude either. I do discipline my self and am an adult about sex, unlike many men, who only think with thier penis. Sex and Love are two different animals, I want to settle down and have a relationship. I want someone to share thier hopes, dreams and aspirations with me. I want to share mine with them as a partner, not a toy. Sex is great, but not everything and not what you base a relationship on. I said before, Im looking for a great friend, later great friends make great lovers.
On a different note, my marriage was an arranged marriage a concept that Americans have no clue about. I loved my wife dearly and our marriage was great. The whole dating and relationship game was hard for me after her death and still is.
If men are having trouble with these things and women dont understand, maybe its time for men and women to start talking about it, not fighting and yelling about what they dont like. Start saying what we like and treating each other accordingly. Men, grow up! Women if you dont want little boys, stop mothering us demand that we be real men.
Please forgive my ramblings, I have all these thoughts on my mind and need to get them out.
Uriel

Ha ha ha! thats fantastic, I need to learn that one

Hmmm! a pretty little Berks County girl I have lots of family in Bucks County and friends in Berks.

Not for eatin, but I think they are so cool

I know that Vivian, youre rather cute and Im Jewish, so not really into pigs LOL. Unless you can find a kosher pig?

Hi my name is Uri and Im a ??????????
Welcome Uri, thanks for sharing.