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Sat 12/29/07 06:50 PM
the only thing that confuses me is why none of these women are within 500 miles of here............

i'm considering moving to texas or canada but then i bet they'd all move 500 miles from there as well.

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Sat 12/29/07 06:45 PM
now that really depends on how annoying i find these people.....

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Sat 12/29/07 06:43 PM
my wife took my big boy pants in the divorce......

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Sat 12/29/07 06:42 PM
wish i knew......

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Sat 12/29/07 06:42 PM
nice fake pic and half assed profile..........



somebody needs money pretty quick i guess.......

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Sat 12/29/07 06:41 PM
isn't becoming a priest the same as becoming gay?

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Sat 12/29/07 06:40 PM
that must make me the smartest man alive.........

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Sat 12/29/07 06:39 PM
wow, i'm really starting to hate colorado. there aren't women for nothing here...........

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Fri 12/28/07 12:47 PM
shoving push pins into my eye's after i had stapled my eyelids to my forhead.......


of course sex would be the best way............

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Fri 12/28/07 12:36 PM
they give celebrities a slap on the wrist thinking the public will go crazy if they give them any real time, or they get payed off. they should just make it a standard sentance for everybody no matter what it says 5 years you get 5 years no matter who you are, no time off for good behavior, no parole. you do 5 years to the day rather your famous or not.

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Fri 12/28/07 12:29 PM
personally i think they went way to easy. people who abuse helpless animals lke that are scum. he's so tough he picks on dogs.... what a man he is.

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Fri 12/28/07 12:07 PM
i didn;t think emo guys were aloud to be cute.

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Fri 12/28/07 12:05 PM
don't poop in public pools, some fat kid might think it really is a baby ruth and have a bite.......

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Fri 12/28/07 12:02 PM
unless you realy want a penguin for a child, do not have sex with your sister.

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Fri 12/28/07 12:01 PM
do not eat clowns, they taste funny......

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Fri 12/28/07 12:00 PM
if you run out of lotion, do not use elmers glue to jerk off.......

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Fri 12/28/07 11:58 AM
don't use superglue as a sexual lubricant.

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Fri 12/28/07 11:56 AM
don't use turpentine as a hemmoroid treatment.

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Fri 12/28/07 11:49 AM
have sex with a running weed whacker.........

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Fri 12/28/07 11:36 AM
was it me? i tend not to notice these things.....