thanx you know my secret

yes and worth repeating

so true.lol

brings a whole new meaning to fingerpainting

A 40 year old man and 10 year old boy are walking in the woods as darkness approaches.
the boy says, gee mister sure is scary out here at night
the man answers, tell me about it, i have to walk out of here alone

I was at my friends party saturday night drunk as a skunk.
Stumbling out of the bathroom i exclaimed (hey, do you have toilet paper that is green and screams f%^k you?)
My friend laughs and answers (no!why?)
To this i replied (i think i just wiped my a!@ with ure parrot)

thanx for not mentioning my name.

the velvet revolver

Lion king has great storyline

Drunken milkmen-Punk rock girl

steven stills

Marylin Manson

Garth Brooks

Tommy was on summer vacation and driving his mom nuts.down the street there was a new house being built.one day tommy's mom tells him to go down the street and bug those guys for awhile.later when he returned his mother asks, so what did you learn today? tommy proudly states well mom first ya hold it, then you start it, then BAMB, you slam the bit^h down. his mom directs him to his room.when his father comes home, he comes to his room and asks what happened today.tommy explains well i learned to be a carpnter.hows that he asks. well dad first ya hold it then you start it then BAMB you slam the bit^h down. immediatly his dads screams you know better than to talk like that now go get me a switch. to this tommy exclaims screw you dad gettin a switch is an electicians job.

hilarious

good one

once again everyone thanx for kind words

great write k.c. my heart goes out to your friend