Tommy was on summer vacation and driving his mom nuts.down the street there was a new house being built.one day tommy's mom tells him to go down the street and bug those guys for awhile.later when he returned his mother asks, so what did you learn today? tommy proudly states well mom first ya hold it, then you start it, then BAMB, you slam the bit^h down. his mom directs him to his room.when his father comes home, he comes to his room and asks what happened today.tommy explains well i learned to be a carpnter.hows that he asks. well dad first ya hold it then you start it then BAMB you slam the bit^h down. immediatly his dads screams you know better than to talk like that now go get me a switch. to this tommy exclaims screw you dad gettin a switch is an electicians job.